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Call Me By Your Name set. Garden (📸 1,2,3) Entrance Hall + Corridors (📸 4,5,6) Kitchen (📸 7) Elio and Oliver’s bathroom (📸 8) The bar where Oliver goes (📸 9,10) [Part 1 http://thelovelybonesb.tumblr.com/post/169511066742/mr-perlmans-office-123-living-room]
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because even in this look makes me wanna cry even more than usual
an accurate summary of the kitchen scene
Hi I have a question haha i'm so confused about bokmal and nynorsk.... so it means that everybody speaks norwegian but they write it different?
yes? that’s the easy explanation, at least.
here’s a brief explanation as to why it’s like this:
we were a part of “denmark-norway” for hundreds of years before we got our own constitution in 1814 (then we were in union with sweden before we became fully independent in 1905). so back then, we used to write in danish even though we spoke our own language.
because of our newfound independence, a language debate broke out. people discussed whether we should have our own written language or not. most people thought that surely, an independent country had to have their own language?
however, there were some disagreements over how the new written language should be developed. there were lots of ideas, but the two main ones were:
1. the norwegian written language should be heavily based upon the danish written language and how the bourgeois in oslo spoke. the political right generally agreed with this.2. the norwegian written langauge should be based upon all the different norwegian dialects. the political left generally agreed with his.
the linguist ivar aasen travelled all around norway and made a norwegian written language based upon all the different dialects. during his travels, he found out that the different dialects had a lot of similarities and he used these similarities to develop words, grammar rules etc. this was called “landsmål”.
knud knudsen suggested that the written danish language should be gradually norwegianized. this was called “riksmål”.
during the mid to late 1800s, a lot of reforms were passed and eventually, we had two official written languages: “landsmål” and “riksmål”.
today, landsmål is called “nynorsk” and riksmål is “bokmål”. we have to learn both of them in school, but it’s more common to use bokmål. nynorsk is primarily used in the south-west of norway, “vestlandet”! (^:
SKAM season 1 English master post Part 1
Clips + messages with English translation!
I don’t own the clips, all credit goes to NRK, the person who translated and @watchskam , skam1texts & listenhereu for the messages translation (insp) (PS: N= Original in Norwegian // E= English Translation)
(season one Trailer + transcript)
Episode 1
Tuesday 22.09.16 - 14.32: Clip 1/5 “Our Fault” (N // E)
Tuesday 22.09.15 - 16.10: Insta picture (N // E)
Tuesday 22.09.15 - 20.32: Clip 2/5 “You Don’t Trust Me” (N // E)
Tuesday 22.09.15 - 23.20: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Wednesday 23.09.15 - 11.30: Clip 3/5 “Add Me On Facebook” (N // E)
Wednesday 23.09.15 - 15.15: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Wednesday 23.09.15 - 16.47: Insta Picture (N // E)
Thursday 24.09.15 - 8.30: Clip 4/5 “Loner” (N // E)
Thursday 24.09.15 - 19.26: Insta picture (N // E)
Friday 25.09.15 - 13.34: Insta picture (N // E)
Friday 25.09.15 - 19.09: Insta picture // Link (no translation needed)
Friday 25.09.15 - 19.37: Clip 5/5 “Slut” (N // E)
Full Episode 1: N // E: pt 1 / 2
Episode 2
Saturday 26.09.15 - 10.30: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Saturday 26.09.15 - 13.59: Text between Eva, Jonas & Isak (N // E)
Saturday 26.09.15 - 17.36: Insta picture: (N // E)
Saturday 26.09.15 - 17.57: Insta video (N // E)
Sunday 27.09.15 - 15.18: Clip 1/5 “Stuck” (N // E)
Monday 28.09.15 - 15.53: Insta picture (N // E)
Monday 28.09.15 - 18.43: Insta picture (N // E)
Monday 28.09.15 - 21.23: Insta picture / Link (no translation needed)
Tuesday 29.09.15 9.04: Clip 2/5 “I Feel Lonely” (N // E)
Tuesday 29.09.15 - 10.56: Text between Eva & her mom (N // E)
Tuesday 29.09.15 - 13.17: Insta video (N // E)
Tuesday 29.09.15 - 17.24: Insta picture (N // E)
Wednesday 30.09.15 - 20.32: Clip 3/5 “You Know Something” (N // E)
Thursday 1.10.15 - 17.32: Clip 4/5 “Who The Hell Was That” (N // E)
Friday 2.10.15 - 19.04: Clip 5/5 “Party” (N // E)
Full Episode 2: N // E: pt 1 / 2
Episode 3
Saturday 3.10.15 - 17.11: Clip 1/5 “You Nailed It” (N // E)
Saturday 3.10.15 - 18.06: Insta picture / Link (no translation needed)
Saturday 3.10.15 - 20.26: Insta picture (N // E)
Saturday 3.10.15 - 22.11: Text between Eva, Jonas & Isak (N // E)
Monday 5.10.15 - 10.29: Clip 2/5 “Strong Body Odor” (N // E)
Monday 5.10.15 - 18.58: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Monday 5.10.15 - 21.07: Insta video (N // E)
Tuesday 6.10.15 - 11.50: Clip 3/5 “Bet Bus” (N // E)
Tuesday 6.10.15 - 12.20: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Tuesday 6.10.15 - 19.32: Text between Eva & Vilde (N // E)
Tuesday 6.10.15 - 21.17: Insta picture (N // E)
Wednesday 7.10.15 - 10.10: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Wednesday 7.10.15 - 11.51: Insta video (N // E)
Wednesday 7.10.15 - 19.46: Insta picture (N // E)
Thursday 8.10.15 - 14.05: Clip 4/5 “Who’s Hosting?” (N // E)
Thursday 8.10.15 - 22.38: Text between Eva & Sana (N // E)
Friday 9.10.15 - 12.17: Insta video / Link (no translation needed)
Friday 9.10.15 - 18.50: Clip 5/5 ‘Cred” (N // E)
Full Episode 3: N // E: pt 1 / 2
Episode 4
Saturday 10.10.15 - 10.11: Clip 1/5 “Dump You” (N // E)
Saturday 10.10.15 - 10.29: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Saturday 10.10.15 - 14.32:Text between Eva, Noora, Chris & Vilde (N // E)
Sunday 11.10.15 - 16.42: Insta picture (N // E)
Sunday 11.10.15 - 18.35: Insta video (N // E)
Sunday 11.10.15 - 20.21: Insta picture / Link (no translation needed)
Monday 12.10.15 - 15.04: Clip 2/5 “William” (N // E)
Tuesday 13.10.15 - 15.41: Clip 3/5 “Horny” (N // E)
Tuesday 13.10.15 - 19.50: Insta picture / Link (no translation needed)
Wednesday 14.10.15 - 16.15: Insta Messages with P-Chris (N // E)
Wednesday 14.10.15 - 20.10: Text between Girl Squad (N // E)
Thursday 15.10.15 - 12.10: Clip 4/5 “The Beer Man” (N // E)
Thursday 15.10.15 - 18.30: Text between Girl Squad (N // E)
Thursday 15.10.15 - 20.53: Insta picture (N // E)
Friday 16.10.15 - 12.23: Insta video (N // E)
Friday 16.10.15 - 18.41: Clip 5/5 “Penetrators” (N // E)
Friday 16.10.15 - 20.31: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Full Episode 4: N // E: p1 1 / 2
Episode 5
Saturday 17.10.15 - 10.21: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Saturday 17.10.15 - 12.30: Text between Girl Squad (N // E)
Saturday 17.10.15 - 14.59: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Saturday 17.10.15 - 16.11: Clip 1/5 “Drama” (N // E)
Sunday 18.10.15 - 18.38: Insta Messages with P-Chris (N // E)
Monday 19.10.15 - 11.32: Insta picture / Link (no translation needed)
Monday 19.10.15 - 15.11: Clip 2/5 “Good In Bed” (N // E)
Monday 19.10.15 - 20.13: Text between Eva, Noora & Vilde (N // E)
Tuesday 20.10.15 - 16.35: Insta picture (N // E)
Tuesday 20.10.15 - 19.06: Insta Messages with P-Chris (N // E)
Tuesday 20.10.15 - 19.59: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Wednesday 21.10.15 - 0.35: Clip 3/5 “ I Have A Boyfriend” (N // E)
Wednesday 21.10.15 - 0.45: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Wednesday 21.10.15 - 13.15: Clip 4/5 “Fucked” (N // E)
Wednesday 21.10.15 - 14.11: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Wednesday 21.10.15 - 18.05: Insta picture (N // E)
Wednesday 21.10.15 - 19.22: Insta video (N // E)
Thursday 22.10.15 - 9.15: Insta picture (N // E)
Thursday 22.10.15 - 12.11: Insta picture / Link (no translation needed)
Thursday 22.10.15 - 19.49:Text between Eva, Noora, Chris & Vilde (N // E)
Friday 23.10.15 - 16.04: Text between Eva, Noora, Chris & Vilde (N // E)
Friday 23.10.15 - 19.47: Clip 5/5 “Fuck Up” (N //E)
Full Episode 5: N // E: pt 1 /2
Episode 6
Sunday 25.10.15 - 10.02: Text between Eva & Isak (N //E)
Sunday 25.10.15 - 14.42: Clip 1/6 “Alternative three” (N //E)
Sunday 25.10.15 - 21.11: Insta Messages with P-Chris (N // E)
Monday 26.10.15 - 14.15: Clip 2/6 “FUCK YOU” (N // E)
Monday 26.10.15 - 15.00: Insta picture (N //E)
Tuesday 27.10.15 - 15.30: Clip 3/6 “Not Lying” (N // E)
Tuesday 27.10.15 - 21.02: Insta picture (N //E)
Wednesday 28.10.15 - 13.55: Insta video (N // E)
Wednesday 28.10.15 - 19.32: Text between Eva & Jonas (N // E)
Thursday 29.10.15 - 14.30: Clip 4/6 “Einstein” (N // E)
Friday 30.10.15 - 17.29: Insta picture (N //E)
Friday 30.10.15 - 20.30: Clip 5/6 “Halloween” (N // E)
Friday 30.10.15 - 21.42: Clip 6/6 “The two of us” (N // E)
Full Episode 6: N // E: pt 1 / 2
Mid- season 10 days hiatus (Teaser - no translation)
(PART 2)
what are some terms of endearments that y'all use in Norway? Like is it normal to call your significant other English things like baby or darling?? Thanks!!
omg this is such a cute question!! <3
*oops i see i forgot a part of your question: yes, i guess it’s somewhat normal to call your so “baby” and “darling”, especially baby!
these ones are sort of old-fashioned, but i really like them:
“kjære” - dear
“elskede” - beloved
“elskling” - darling
“skatt” - treasure
i think these ones are more common:
“gutten min/jenta mi” - my boy/my girl (i think this is the most common used by younger couples)
“pus” - kitten
“*name* min” - my *name*, e.g. ole min - my ole
“søtnos” - cutiepie
#get you a friend like mahdi disi
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
last month i started correcting my s1 + s2 subs since it was embarrassing for me to see everyone screenshot or gif stuff with my mistakes in it lol. i posted the link on twitter about two weeks ago. it’s been downloaded close to 2,500 times and i haven’t seen anyone misuse them. so PLEASE, promise me you won’t either now that i post them here.
what counts as misusing them: reuploading the srt files to a site where they can be downloaded, reuploading the srt files with the video files to youtube, dailymotion, google drive (yes the google drive you’ve all been watching it on used my subs without permission), etc.
i do not support uploading NRKs content with my subs on it anywhere. these are just the subtitle files.
SEASON 1 + 2 SRT FILES (CORRECTED) extra link for 2x02 HERE since i noticed a big contextual mistake after correcting them
there are still a few stupid and small mistakes but the biggest ones are out of it. entire sentences and conversations + some onsreen text messages have been added etc.
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hey!! i was just wondering if you could tell me where to find skam online with english subs?? i had a look but all i could find was one google drive that would only let you watch one ep pls help
hope im not replying too late, i normally use these two google drive folders. they’ve let me play all the episodes and the first one has a lil tutorial on what to do if the video doesn’t play. enjoy!
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B4_tljy06u8UVlc0RmF5ek9hTnM
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0BzcIYiB-tobsV3FzQmxoeDdldE0
Even Bech Næsheim + Eyebrows
how to get a boy to like you: when he isn’t looking, stare at him fondly and hope he notices.
+bonus
(◠‿◠✿)
skam s3 masterpost
with links for clips, full episodes and the texts in between. the links were taken from the official skam website.
(season 3 promo: isak)
1:10
sunday, 02.10.16, 1:05 - part one (lykke til isak)
sunday, 02.10.16, 2:01 - instagram post
sunday, 02.10.16, 11:20 - part two (morrabrød)
sunday, 02.10.16, 13:15 - text between eva and isak
sunday, 02.10.16, 15:30 - the boys’ group chat
monday, 03.10.16, 11:40 - part three (går ned på chicks)
monday, 03.10.16, 14:25 - instagram post
tuesday, 04.10.16, 16:05 - instagram post
tuesday, 04.10.16, 18:29 - the boys’ group chat
tuesday, 04.10.16 - 22:03 - text between eva and isak
wednesday, 05.10.16, 12:25 - part four (biologi)
wednesday, 05.10.16, 15:05 - text between vilde and isak
thursday, 06.10.16, 12.02 - the kollektivet group chat
thursday, 06.10.16, 16:31 - the boys’ group chat
friday, 07.10.16, 14:14 - instagram post
friday, 07.10.16, 16:53 - the boys’ group chat
friday, 07.10.16, 19:15 - part five (kosegruppa)
episode 01 - lykke til isak
2:10
saturday, 08.10.16, 16:20 - the boys’ group chat
saturday, 08.10.16, 19:58 - instagram post
saturday, 08.10.16, 22:11 - instagram post
sunday, 09.10.16, 11:11 - part one (grindr)
monday, 10.10.16, 8:10 - part two (even)
tuesday, 11.10.16, 14:12 - the kollektivet group chat
tuesday, 11.10.16, 22:49 - text between emma and isak
wednesday, 12.10.16, 11:16 - part three (ikke vær frekk)
wednesday, 12.10.16, 14:22 - instagram post
thursday, 13.10.16, 17:28 - the boys’ group chat
thursday, 13.10.16, 22:15 - text between emma and isak
friday, 14.10.16, 01:01 - part four (romeo & juliet)
friday, 14.10.16, 16:40 - part five (mekke øl)
episode 02 - du er over 18 sant?
3:10
saturday, 15.10.16, 13:30 - part one (stress)
sunday, 16.10.16, 20:32 - instagram post
monday, 17.10.16, 03:03 - part two (gay)
monday, 17.10.16, 11:53 - part three (dust)
tuesday, 18.10.16, 14:04 - text between vilde and isak
tuesday, 18.10.16, 21:33 - instagram post (lol he’s gone so far)
wednesday, 19.10.16, 13:43 - part four (ultrahomse)
wednesday, 19.10.16, 15:26 - instagram post
thursday, 20.10.16, 20:16 - text between emma and isak
friday, 21.10.16, 15:04 - the boys’ group chat
friday, 21.10.16, 19:20 - part five (bånder)
episode 03 - nå bånder dere i overkant mye
4:10
saturday, 22.10.16, 00:06 - text between emma and isak
saturday, 22.10.16, 9:56 - text between emma and isak
saturday, 22.10.16, 11:47 - part one (sjalu)
saturday, 22.10.16, 14:28 - text between isak and his dad
sunday, 23.10.16, 19:29 - text between even and isak
monday, 24.10.16, 10:42 - part two (prøvde å ringe deg)
monday, 24.10.16, 16:34 - the kollektivet group chat
tuesday, 25.10.16, 12:27 - instagram post
tuesday, 25.10.16, 16:59 - text between even and isak
tuesday, 25.10.16, 19:50 - text between sana and isak
wednesday, 26.10.16, 13:31 - part three (evolusjonsteorien)
wednesday, 26.10.16, 20:19 - text between jonas, mahdi and isak (setting up magnus’ birthday party)
thursday, 27.10.16, 19:41 - text between even and isak
thursday, 27.10.16, 21:52 - text between emma and isak
friday, 28.10.16, 21:21 - part four (21:21)
episode 04 - keen på å bade
5:10
friday, 28.10.16, 22:14 - text from emma
saturday, 29.10.16, 15:15 - part one (hjernen er alene)
sunday, 30.10.16, 9:32 - part two (samme tid et helt annet sted)
sunday, 30.10.16, 17:32 - text from isak to even
sunday, 30.10.16, 21:21 - text from even to isak
monday, 31.10.16, 11:52 - part three (familieselskap)
monday, 31.10.16, 21:35 - the boys’ group chat
tuesday, 01.11.16, 20:19 - text from isak to even | translation
wednesday, 02.11.16, 10:34 - part four (pause) | transcript in english
wednesday, 02.11.16, 18:35 - the kollektivet group chat | translation
wednesday, 02.11.16, 21:28 - the boys’ group chat | translation
thursday, 03.11.16, 14:50 - instagram post | translation
(instagram story posted by isak)
thursday, 03.11.16, 17:15 - part five (pride) | transcript in english
friday, 04.11.16, 17:15 - the boys’ group chat | translation
friday, 04.11.16, 21:32 - part six (bros) | transcript in english
episode 05 - samme tid et helt annet sted
(one-week hiatus - saturday, 05.11.16, 03:00 - 14.11.16)
6:10
monday, 14.11.16, 9:58 - part one (returned) | transcription in english
monday, 14.11.16, 19:15 - text between eskild and isak | translation
tuesday, 15.11.16, 02:03 - part two (ingen lever lykkelig alle sine dager) | transcript in english
tuesday, 15.11.16, 16:32 - the kollektivet group chat | translation
wednesday, 16.11.16, 10:05 - part three (kan du varme et til meg også?)
thursday, 17.11.16, 14:08 - part four (kvart et menneske er en øy)
thursday, 17.11.16, 20:09 - text between jonas and isak
friday, 18.11.16, 01:53 - text from isak’s mom | translation
friday, 18.11.16, 13:59 - part five (vært litt spess i det siste)
episode 06 - escobar season
7:10
saturday, 19.11.16, 15:31 - text from isak to even | translation
sunday, 20.11.16, 16:34 - part one (guru)
monday, 21.11.16, 17:01 - text between eskild and isak | translation
tuesday, 22.11.16, 13:25 - part two (frekt spørsmål)
tuesday, 22.11.16, 19:13 - text between jonas and isak (jonas being the most supportive friend, god bless) | translation
wednesday, 23.11.16, 11:49 - part three (homofob) | transcript in english
wednesday, 23.11.16, 21:14 - the kollektivet group chat | translation
wednesday, 23.11.16, 22:35 - the boys’ group chat
thursday, 24.11.16, 08:19 - part four (tegningen) | transcript in english
thursday, 24.11.16, 20:26 - text between eskild and isak | translation
friday, 25.11.16, 18:26 - part five (slutt å meld meg)
episode 07 - er du homo?
8:10
saturday, 26.11.16, 00:39 - text from eskild | translation
saturday, 26.11.16, 11:11 - part one (tenke det du føler) | transcript in english
sunday, 27.11.16, 21:15 - instagram post (a picture of even <3)
monday, 28.11.16, 14:33 - text between even and isak | translation
monday, 28.11.16, 19:15 - text from isak’s dad | translation
tuesday, 29.11.16, 12:55 - part two (religion) | transcript in english
wednesday, 30.11.16, 16:02 - the kollektivet group chat (when eskild post that damn cute picture of isak and even) | translation
wednesday, 30.11.16, 18:43 - text between even and isak | translation
thursday, 01.12.16, 14:50 - part three (dette er even)
thursday, 01.12.16, 17:49 - text between even and isak | translation
thursday, 01.12.16, 19:22 - text between even and isak | translation
friday, 02.12.16, 01:07 - text from even | translation
friday, 02.12.16, 15:07 - text between even and isak | translation
(instagram story posted by isak | another link)
friday, 02.12.16, 20:30 - part four (15:15 - 01:01)
episode 08 - mannen i mitt liv
9:10
saturday, 03.12.16, 01:18 - text between eskild and isak | translation
saturday, 03.12.16, 10:38 - part one (life is good)
sunday, 04.12.16, 17:44 - the kollektivet group chat | translation
monday, 05.12.16, 08:39 - text between sana and isak | translation
tuesday, 06.12.16, 11:46 - part two (klikka)
wednesday, 07.12.16, 15:52 - text between magnus and isak | translation
wednesday, 07.12.16, 17:01 - part three (sees fredag)
wednesday, 07.12.16, 17:42 - text between magnus and isak | translation
wednesday, 07.12.16, 19:25 - text from isak to even | translation
thursday, 08.12.16, 22:25 - text between vilde and isak | translation
friday, 09.12.16, 01:01 - text between jonas and isak | translation
friday, 09.12.16, 07:59 - text between vilde and isak | translation
friday, 09.12.16, 18:48 - text between isak and his mom | translation
friday, 09.12.16, 20:24 - part four (o helga natt)
episode 09 - det går over
10:10
saturday, 10.12.16, 08:10 - part one (minutt for minutt)
saturday, 10.12.16, 10:58 - text between eskild and isak | translation
sunday, 11.12.16, 20:59 - the kollektivet group chat | translation
monday, 12.12.16, 10:36 - part two (drittsekken)
monday, 12.12.16, 20:39 - the kollektivet group chat | translation
tuesday, 13.12.16, 10:52 - instagram post | caption translation
tuesday, 13.12.16, 14:57 - text between noora and isak
social media links: isak’s instagram | jonas’ instagram | mahdi’s instagram | magnus’ instagram | sana’s instagram | noora’s instagram | eva’s instagram | vilde’s instagram | chris b’s instagram | eskild’s instagram | kosagruppa instagram (translation for vilde’s video posted on 12.12.16)
i’ll be adding more text message translations as i find them. no translations were made by me, thanks for the wonderful people who take their time to translate things!! i’ll also update with the new things from the tenth episode. i won’t be posting links to translated episodes, but those shouldn’t be hard to find :)
everything about these 6:14 minutes was perfect. every little thing.
