Crown yourself, you zesty queen.

Name's Nick. I'm a white gay man (sometimes) who posts about stuff I'm interested in (pronouns are he/him and she/her). For more info, inquire within (or just follow my blog, either way's fine).

[retroactivebakeries]

Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a cargirl? Just something to consider.

[retroactivebakeries]

[deceasedcardinal]

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[dreadwedge]

dreamed I was thoroughly embarrassed on a game show because I couldn’t think of a 7 letter palindromic word in time. Woke up furious the judges didn’t accept “repaper”. My spelling nightmare

[dreadwedge]

stop dropping solutions in the tags. unless you are posting while asleep i dont wanna hear it

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Which of these three situations could your girl blorbo handle the best?

Straight marriage

Beauty pageant

Babysitting three children under the age of seven

She’d fail miserably at all of them <3

My girl blorbo is a child and will be exempted from these situations

Voting ended onAug 2

[frontmansdefender]

[starrypawz]

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[girlypopz123]

The pills meme but it's things i wish i had

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[lastvalyrian]

"you shouldn't be happy when a politician dies"

yeah sure I'd rather be happy that this politician has been voted out or retired but they have made it so that neither of these ever happen anymore so we have to settle for the only way to get rid of these bitches