Whatever whatever

Vladimir, Vampire.

[vladnightshade]

TEXT VLADIFER

Vlad: I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

[vladnightshade]

TEXT 🦃 FROSTIMIR

Vlad: We’re bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway…ur missing out

[vladnightshade]

TEXT 🤠 VLADALINDA

Vlad: The view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.

[skamremakesedit]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[bpd--ghostie]

attention is literally addictive like a drug to me so if you suddenly start giving me more than im used to getting it feels amazing and i’ll be really happy but when you stop or dial it down a bit i’ll go into withdrawal and wonder why you and everyone else hates me and i’ll want to die

[klaw]

how is “””pretty boy””” supposed to be an insult i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town

[crzytwn]

boy: send nudes? ;)

me: *sends a picture of stars*

boy: um wtf is this?

me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.

[inintervalsarchive-blog]

in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too