i have a lot of problems

No. Like a lot. Seriously.

[dailyactress]

Oceans Eight

[vlogmee]

hi BITCH WHAT THEY DID THAT 

[the-squirrel-queen]

“Prickly belly” sounds like a happy trail… why would Dan call Phil that… a lot…

[vlogmee]

oki dont post on here often( alwaYs here, alwaYs scrolIng)

BUT WHY TF AREN’T MORE OF U FUCKS TALKING ABOUT THIS

[lesbianrey]

i would like to be softly kissed by a girl is that so Difficult @god

[colorful-aesthetic-trash-deacti]

honey what you waiting for come into my

*Phil’s voice* L A D Y D O O R

[vlogmee]

RIp mE this killed goodbye cruel world

[charming-aspen]

Soo

I was just going through my history and wowow.

There’s so much gayness on my phone.

[vlogmee]

me during the second my life flashes before my eyes

[sorrtt]

[trapcard]

Sailor moon wands!!!

[party-gilmore]

[spacebeyonce]

[vlogmee]

why is the top photo MY ACTUAL AESTHETIC

[not-in-use-1234-deactivated2025]

girls don’t like boys, girls like other girls in suits

[hallucinogenxz-deactivated20220]

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

[alice-humphries]

if you don’t reblog this, fuck you

[sparkhy]

oh my god this is amazing

[bradsack]

[carrionkid]

honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover

nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“I drink blood to sustain myself and to heal mortal wounds”

“heh yeah sure ya do kyle”

[vlogmee]

this would’ve been a better twilight

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[totallyboardaf]

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

[wormange-moved]

url moodboard: @spookybants

other moodboards

[vlogmee]

that’s good shit

[nottwilightbella]

I’m 26, I’m depressed and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.

Dan Howell - summing up my whole existence

[vlogmee]

1. im back on tumblr

2. this is a good af meme

3. i am ded

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

[katana-kind-blog]

he is here

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thebloggerskaramazov-deactivate]

the only good april fool’s joke

[bey]

reblog if u are currently a mess