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[steamdeckaddict]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO, it’s time to get wasted!!!!!!! (I know, I know, with only 54% of the votes processed, but that goddamn psychopath of a pm just announced they lost.)

Update:

[justaslytherclawgirl]

Hungary finally got rid of its fucking corrupt government after 16 years. I have no idea about the video quality but there is a techno party in front of the parliament with fire show and I'm happy and drunk AF.

[lillathelegend]

[pookietsunoda]

Just realizing rn that Taylor Swift's "Fate of Ophelia" and Emerald Fennell's "Wuthering Heights" have the exact same energy and I mean this in the most derogatory way possible

(vibes/ pinterest-aesthetic based adaptations that fundamentally misunderstand the themes and plot of their source material, partially because the creator wants to use it as a self insert vehicle; also made by rich blonde women whose artistic work has lowkey fallen off)

[jaaneymann]

so almost all of the wuthering heights reviews are like this

[crazy-brazilian]

[suchcrispwhimsy]

never been seen in the same room together

[jkottke]

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[valtsv]

sorry for romanticizing the mundane but the fact that laughter is infectious is so incredible to me. like yeah it's just a reaction to stimuli but the way it feels to hear someone laugh and feel yourself compelled to share that joy is really something. and it's so simple and requires no skill but it's so special and important to me.

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[brighhton]

spirk will CURE artblock type YES to AFFIRM!!!

[theehorsepusssy]

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

[coffeepeople]

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

[crackinwise]

Shoutout to Nazgul, the 2yo Czechoslovakian wolfdog who ran onto the cross-country skiing course and across the finish line to the crowd's cheers.

No worries: He's a local pet, he's friendly, he didn't interfere with any athletes' results, and he was returned to his owners. Videos at the link. [X]

Nazgul, YOU are an Olympian!

[mikkeneko]

[graygryphon]

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late