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[isuzu-ringo]

Youtaite staff life be like…

[vnasvats]

Needs me a recent picture of my dear sweetheart, Roxy. Draw me like one of your french croissants.

[vnasvats]

Starting to get really hard to keep an interest in anything anymore. Can’t even be bothered to sleep properly anymore if I’m honest. I’ve been awake all night and sleeping all day for basically a week at this point.

I just kind of want to spam words at someone at this point. Not about anything in particular, just in general. Like, have someone just listen while I go on a ten-minute rant as to why chocolate isn’t 100% guaranteed to hurt dogs or why Kaminari is my favourite MHA character or whether going AP AS Lulu is viable... Literally just talking to get words out, no matter what those words even are. But there’s really no point if no one is interested to really listen. Everyone IRL has basically started tuning me out whenever I start talking about dogs again and people online have learned to say no to anything Pokemon related since I take it too far.

Not that I blame any of them. I am actually 1000% aware that I take these interests over to the point of obsession. I try to reign myself in, but sometimes I just get too excited, and then I just get disheartened when it’s obvious that the other person doesn’t care as much as I do. So it’s hard to keep myself interested when nothing happens to keep that interest growing...

I think my mom realizes that something is wrong; she kind of stopped pushing for me to do stuff or find work these last few days, after screaming at me for the first two weeks of April. God bless her patience with me, though I know it’s not gonna last forever.

[vnasvats]

I started messing with a Pokemon Emerald emulator and just did randomized nuzlocke runs just to see what I would get...

Ironically enough... my best run isn’t one where I started with a Legendary. It was with a goddamn CATERPIE!!! I’m about to take on the Elite Four with my starter still on my team...

Granted, the trick is to randomly get the TM Thief, find the lv 3 Executor that have replaced the Tailows or something on the first route and have a 90% chance to hold a Sea Incense, and farm for cash since those sell for 4900 pokebollars each... I was swimming in potions and pokeballs.

[vnasvats]

Im tsnndyan arrajin zhamy oo... vat cher, bytes  meekich eli oozoomey...

[datenonbinarysuggest]

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

[frog-chemicals]

I personally was created in a lab

[cockyroaches]

Just straight up spawned

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

[gnollgirl]

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

[rain-gem]

My alien dad threw up an egg and now I’m here

[evilkitten3]

pretty sure my mom caught me in a rat trap

[prismatic-bell]

Jim Henson personally created me in the Creature Shop

[hugealienpie]

Hand-hewn by artisan baby-crafters out of free-range, grass-fed, locally-sourced DNA.

[enbiesheartenbies]

A collection of toys that kids lost at the beach came together and I was created

[admirably-abhorrent]

Y’all I’m just the way that the doctor made me

[primordial-khaos314]

I was sculpted from clay

[actuallyvady]

I am a concept made flesh; I was not born, I coalesced

[projectprotectloki]

[famicom]

hey guys guess what

[slyeposting]

I fucking swear to god

[vnasvats]

How to put insecurities into words without sounding like a stupid, whiny, hypocrite? Probably just leave it alone, it’s already forgotten...

[vnasvats]

Amen ankum... du ches karor sus mnus...heto zarmenumes vor du enkernek choones.

[vnasvats]

Shut up, Soli, no one cares.

[artsekey]

A problem I have

[miyakuli]

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[story-kat]

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[lantsart]

back on my hunter x hunter nonsense again

[ibblescribbles-archive]

thunderstorm

[vnasvats]

Still love greyscale backgrounds, so here’s the newest one~!

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[prismatic-bell]

My mom recently got this question after a seizure. Her answer:

“I can’t think of his name but he’s an ASSHOLE with NO experience–”

“Yeah, you know him. Okay.”