Vocabulary of Shapes

[thecropsey-deactivated20180430]

Reblog this and tag yourself with a Stephen King trope I’m the uninspired alcoholic writer

[archivearchivearchive20]

I’m the state of Maine 

[frodho-slaggins]

I’m classic rock

[not-the-very-button]

I’m the strangely murderous school bullies who carry switchblades in their pockets.

[basileus]

I’m the murderous ghost truck.

[rob-anybody]

I’m the old timer sitting in the bar, drinking shitty beer and warning city folk about the Lot.

[halfhardtorock]

Im the kid in your old gang who died tragically in adulthood but shows up for all your childhood flashbacks.

[translightyagami]

I’m the homosocial bond between two men who have been thru great strife

[allisonpregler]

i’m the animated inanimate object

[wannabeminotaur-deactivated2018]

I’m the inexplicably terrifying mundane object. 

[pervocracy]

I’m the awkward, regrettably explicit sex scene.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

I’m the sexually deviant villain

[vaspider]

I’m the extremely appropriate weather.

[seananmcguire]

I am the corn.

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m the fourth-wall-breaking note that literally says “HEY LOOK, IT’S A DEUS EX MACHINA” that hacks down an epic storyline’s gravitas like a cartoon chainsaw.

[copperbadge]

I’m the Stephen King cameo in the poorly-executed TV movie. 

[vocabularyofshapes]

I'm the precocious child character who loves reading science fiction and horror and watching monster movies.  

[sixpenceee]

This is lichen’s growing on skulls. You can read the paper this image comes from here. Basically, it describes how in the 17th and 18th centuries, lichens growing on a human skull were believed to have healing properties. The lichen would have colonized the skull long after the person’s death. Lichens are extremely slow growing, so the skull would need to be exposed for a while and the whole process of colonization and growth would take decades, if not longer. 

What I find most interesting about it is that it must mean that at this time, you could reliably expect to find human skulls lying on the ground in forests or other natural areas in order to collect the lichens. Maybe they weren’t exactly common, but obviously they were there. Probably the result of warfare, famine and epidemics. (Source)

[unsettlingstories]

I’m lichen that aesthetic.

[deadpools-girlfriend]

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

[dailydris]

Idris Elba and Jackie Earle Haley on set of “The Dark Tower”

[horrorharbour]

UMMMM BARLOW & STRAKER’S??? 

YOU GUYS I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE. 

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[vocabularyofshapes]

This sounds like an endorsement, tbh

[nothingbutskeletons]

4TH OF JULY IS NOW OVER

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[alaiziadarkstar]

I dont, what does it mean ?

[nothingbutskeletons]

HALLOWEEN IS UPON US

[punks-kissed-by-sunlight]

WE’RE ALLOWED TO GET EXCITED NOW!?!

[nothingbutskeletons]

[the-officialgay]

[brokehorrorfan]

July 8: Anjelica Huston is 65 today.

She is perhaps best known for starring as Morticia Addams in the film version of The Addams Family and its sequel, Addams Family Values.

Her other credits include The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Prizzi’s Honor, Enemies: A Love Story, The Grifters, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Manhattan Murder Mystery, 50/50, and The Witches.

[musingsnmood]

[thugilly]

Okay…but I’m dead. This killed me. RIP

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[argumate]

what the fuck

[the-x-button]

[cachorritx]

ooooooOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOD

[maxopferkuch]

Is is bad that I saw the video of the vacuum cleaner playing the harmonica and my brain immediately, without hesitation, jumped to this?

(Original)

[omg-horns]

I PEED MY PANTS

[daftalchemist]

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

[themintywitch]

Tell us that story?

[daftalchemist]

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

[boredpanda]

1800s-1900s Portraits Of Native American Teen Girls Show Their Unique Beauty And Style (15+ Pics)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I love love love seeing historical/archival photos of people who are not white Christian Europeans :)

[sixpenceee]

“I had a mini heart attack when I saw this. Spotted in NYC today.” posted by reddit user slothhprincess

[vocabularyofshapes]

Please don't harrass people who work in retail; let Slenderman do his job.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

We just got an unprecedented look at a black hole ripping apart a star

For the first time ever, astronomers got a close-up peek at a black hole ripping apart a star, a rare event that results in some of the star’s material getting ejected out into space. To research this phenomenon, astronomers used data from a tidal disruption that happened 3.9 billion years ago. Studying tidal disruptions like this one is revealing new information about how black holes behave.

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[weloveshortvideos]

Matilda is always messing with Trump

[ultrafacts]

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[vancity604778kid]

ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 

[optimysticals]

So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

[catsuitmonarchy]

Well I have a new hero.

[khoshekh-yourself-deactivated20]

Her whole wikipedia article is gold

“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”

“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“

“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”

“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”

“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”

“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”

“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”

“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

[mewjounouchi]

I love this woman.

[distractedbyshinyobjects]

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.

[themauveroom]

This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 

She is my absolute favorite. 

[nakimushi16]

“He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!” is now my second favorite quote

[vocabularyofshapes]

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