[voddddd]

bye

[outmatch]

[psychofactz]

[peterparker]

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WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[goblinparty]

[captions]

Taylor: “So some of my fans know that I have a weird ability of catching things with my mouth; most often grapes. [catches grape in his mouth] One fan mentioned grapes are too easy, so I call this the ‘Fruit Toss Challenge’.”

[music plays in the background]

[Taylor catches a strawberry, and then an avocado. The grapefruit smacks him in the mouth but he does not catch it.  Several attempts with bananas are unsuccesful. Another grapefruit smacks him in the face. He laughs and throws it on the ground.]

Taylor: “Get in my mouth! [to the camera] Let’s go!”

[He slaps away a box of strawberries]

Taylor: [irritated] “Not. The box. Of strawberries!”

Friend: “Oh.”

Taylor: [irritated] “One strawberry!”

[watermelon crashes at Taylor’s feet, he gingerly steps back]

Taylor: “Are you kidding me?”

[cake is thrown and smashes into Taylor’s face]

Taylor: “What is this? I thought - [spits out cake]- I thought this was a fruit toss challenge?”

Friend: “It’s a fruitcake.”

Taylor: [incredulous] “Fruitcake?”

Friend: “Yeah, man, fruitcake.”

Taylor: “Unbelievable.”

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[voddddd]

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I didnt mean it ok?? Please don't ignore me like this!

[archivemol]

what the fuck kind of job application question is this

[perilouspixie]

“please submit a 400x1000 image of your fursona”

[voddddd]

Gumiho/Kuchisake-onna Day 2!! Don't trust this gal. Original picture I took with my phone on the left and the edited one on the right :3

[voddddd]

Carmilla, the lesbian vampire, came 25 years before Dracula. Day #1.

Toned down the gore A LOT. Basically its not GORY ANYMORE bc I thought boobs and gore at the same time is TOO MUCH

[weloveshortvideos]

me this halloween 

[library-mermaid-blog]

I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those onions??????

[demonic-asshole]

hamilton + text posts

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[jeremywhitley]

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

[lordofmasks]

~ Virgo ~

Astrology Series | by Camille Chew

[voddddd]

yasssssssss

[evacuate]

Spooky

[voddddd]

ima do this this year cos whY NOT

[digg]

[voddddd]

 THE FUCK

[voddddd]

@jammiehamato the shading is yellow and made all the color ugly ;-; Its *wheeze* its u and my sona I’m sobbing “When you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cos girl, you’ re amazing just the way you are❤” Just the way you are by Bruno mars.. Been stuck in my head so I decided to do this bc I’m evil

but eh

@ikillmyocs @anon-noodle @japaneseclock @japaneseclock @alexlememe @purplesweaterdrawz @letsbepurrfect @serslee

rEBLOG THIS LET THE WORLD SEE

LET THE WORLD SEe

EDIT: HEY THAT ROCK UR SITTING ON IS LIKE.. HALFWAY IN THE VOID BE CAREFUL

[serslee]

Is this a tHinG nOw

[voddddd]

IS WHAT A THING LMAO

[voddddd]

@jammiehamato the shading is yellow and made all the color ugly ;-; Its *wheeze* its u and my sona I’m sobbing "When you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cos girl, you' re amazing just the way you are❤" Just the way you are by Bruno mars.. Been stuck in my head so I decided to do this bc I'm evil

but eh

@ikillmyocs @anon-noodle @japaneseclock @japaneseclock @alexlememe @purplesweaterdrawz @letsbepurrfect @serslee

rEBLOG THIS LET THE WORLD SEE

LET THE WORLD SEe

EDIT: HEY THAT ROCK UR SITTING ON IS LIKE.. HALFWAY IN THE VOID BE CAREFUL