easy does it

And they're turning us into monsters Turning us into fire Turning us into monsters It's all desire

[freegals-deactivated20180414]

me and the girls

the girls: I HSHEVFIJVJS CBO Y YDHCB

me: DJNDKWNF IFFJ?

the girls: JFJFJ IWIFHDJV

me: IFJFUUFIWOEOEJ!!!!!!

[theweirdwideweb]

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[carazelaya]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[gaymigration-deactivated2016100]

do you have a girlfriend ?

I have anxiety

[fanonical]

honestly ginny/luna is the shipping hill i will die on

[distressedphilosopher-deactivat]

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

[gideongaius]

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

[probablybadrpgideas]

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

[docrimesbegay]

Realizing it’s not romance that I hate but overdone straight relationships with zero chemistry built on a slew of misogynistic tropes was like a huge revelation for me

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[softcore-revolutionary]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bird-internet]

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[silverhawk]

“are you just gonna let them misgender you like that????” yeah bc my life and safety comes first

[vodello-archive]

things straight ppl say in movies

girl: what are you doing?

boy: something i should have done a long time ago

*violent make out scene*