masc-barbie

[theehorsepusssy]

[greasydratini]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[toshio]

sometimes i eat expired food on purpose to get food poisoning because shitting myself makes me feel so clean and tops like fever hole wbu?

[bruzum]

[segamascott]

[rrotgut]

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

[rrotgut]

Gum.

[charming-cherry]

If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them

[nightwingstits]

[crazy-brazilian]

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[flashdrive-fucker]

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[angelicguy]

[sunb1eeder]

resisting facism by wearing the ugliest outfit in the polycule

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[saiasus]

[dionne-warlock]

[segamascott]

[boringkate]

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