[olderboy-aesthethic]

[lilacbreastedroller]

what people usually mean by “makeup is an art form” is they use 11 shades to contour themselves into the same face

[lilacbreastedroller]

like i know i’m a huge nasty ogre and in the terrible event that this post got more than 20 notes someone would inevitably tell me my brows are ugly as tho that has any type of bearing but listen. makeup does so much more to promote conformity than it does to promote artistry.

[lilacbreastedroller]

i dont mean this as like “you sheep all look the same and you’re not REAL artists” i mean literally makeup tutorials and makeup that most bosses expect you to wear and contour that basically paints a new “universally attractive” bone structure over your own aren'tp particularly creative. and to protect that under the guise of “artistry” is sad and limiting and it enables multibillion dollar corporations led by men to continue to make women feel like shit and it enables our bosses to pay us less or not hire us for not performing that “artistry”

[ruinedchildhood]

Logging on to tumblr

[chewedcorn]

My favorite chapter from H. Jon Benjamin’s book “Failure is an Option”

[tooiconic]

Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:

[tooiconic]

This is one of my most popular posts…

…Our lack of intelligence bringing us all together.

[klubbhead]

Are y'all ok

[tooiconic]

no

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[mrpibb]

[minyoongothic]

Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[autumngracy]

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

[autumngracy]

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

[autumngracy]

So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

[autumngracy]

An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

[autumngracy]

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

[autumngracy]

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

[autumngracy]

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

[autumngracy]

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

[autumngracy]

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’

Spices I used for this recipe:

-Cinnamon

-Nutmeg

-Ginger

-Allspice

-Vanilla Extract

The combination worked out very well!

Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P

[autumngracy]

So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)

Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ

Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care

[maximumgayce]

send me some jam op

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[haaahahahana]

i did a push up why am i still fat

[zombieland-userboxes]

This user is pro tits and anti nazi

[dream-of-phraxos]

[ohnonotgood]

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

[rosietheamazon]

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

[cr1mson5thestranger]

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.

Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

[sofiama]

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

[crashchaoscats-deactivated20200]

My friends who take meds for their depression aren’t threatened by my choice to use other means to treat my own depression. They would never tell me I don’t really have depression because I don’t take meds for it. Likewise, I don’t see why trans people need to be threatened if I treat my dysphoria without transitioning. They don’t have to dismiss it as not being real because I don’t deal with it the same way they do. If a depressed person tries medication and has a bad reaction to it or tries therapy and doesn’t find it helpful, that doesn’t mean they’re not really depressed. That means they need to find another kind of treatment. Likewise, if a person with gender dysphoria tries transitioning and it doesn’t help them, that doesn’t mean they’re not really dysphoric, it means they need another way to treat their dysphoria.

Just like depression, dysphoria can have different causes, manifest in different ways and respond to different kinds of treatments. Some people have a biological predisposition towards depression and some people probably have a biological predisposition towards developing gender dysphoria. Both depression and gender dysphoria can be caused by trauma or harmful social conditions. What works for one depressed or dysphoric person might not work for another. And people with depression and dysphoria are both stigmatized and misunderstood by many people and told by others how they should treat their condition. 

[lookawayfromthe-str8-couple]

Tumblr after Dec. 17

[somespicyshrimp]

i like gay shit bc i am a gay shit