[outofcontextdiscord]

[kristoffsqueen]

Troy Bolton + checking his non-existent watch

[drblogg-deactivated20250209]

your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf

[daisyrandonegf-deactivated20240]

oh no! by marina is actually rhe best song ever made like i feel like im the worst so i always act like im the best if you are not very careful your possessions will possess you tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal SLAYED

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[confusinglycarnivorous]

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

[kallimakhos]

[image description: homer simpson with his forehead against his bathroom mirror, looking exhausted. end image description.]

[3000s]

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

[teaboot]

Yooo if you impulsively cut or dye your hair or get piercings and tattoos or buy expensive shit during stressful times its prob because you feel like you lack control over your life and are attempting to reaffirm that you have power so if you’re worried about impulsively making big decisions and fucking things up for yourself u can try goofing with temporary tattoos, stickers, rearranging furniture, washable markers, doing crazy makeup, saving pictures of all the shit u wanna buy, designing a Sims house, etc and that might achieve the same effect

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[pelahnar]

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

[icemelona]

[tinderofficial]

free him

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[something-of-a-hermit]

I fucking love this post so much

[girlblocker]

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

[kikokuso]

An omega variant would be one of the last covid variants and the trend is that covid is slowly becoming more infectious and less severe with each mutation. This would mean that the omega variant would spread and multiply extremely easily, but would also be weak and mild in symptoms.

Therefore we can consider the omega variant submissive and breedable.

[girlblocker]

op here. i want a lobotomy

[dark-soul9]

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

[romcommunist]

is this about anxiety or romance

[fwizard]

both my guy

[sheepstiel]

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

[valtsv]

i think we should all take notes from cats and just lie in a warm patch of sunlight for a little while

[unbotheredmuse]

[glasslipids]

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

[spliffmyass]

here’s my chromosome cat

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)