Hi Listen Im A Mess Of A Person So Just

-Atlas- 

[wroetohood]

You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[dovewithscales]

When someone says “what would Jesus do?” remember that flipping a table and chasing assholes with a whip is an option.

Side note: He sat outside braiding that whip by hand and bitching about corruption. That whole thing was extremely premeditated.

Additional contentious Christmas thought:

If you want to “put the Christ back in Christmas” and harass people for being inclusive and multicultural, the new rule is that you can’t have a Yule log, Yule tree, wreath, mistletoe, holly. fruit cake, illuminated decorations, or a pentagram on the top of a tree. They’re all pagan.

You also can’t have Odin delivering presents made by Saxon ælfe (elves). Saint Nicholas was black. The bearded white guy in the Germanic fur coat who hangs out with reindeer and elves is Odin. In a suit made by the Coca Cola company to sell sodas.

[dionis-gg]

People be like "ew, why do you follow this artist? They make porn and that's gross" and I'm like bitch do you know how many cocks Michelangelo painted? That man had the balls to paint God's ass, don't come at me with that shit. All artists are guilty of the horny.

[winterswake]

Theo wears Boris’ t-shirt 🐱🐱🐱

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

it makes me so so angry knowing how terribly buzzfeed treats their employees and knowing that they are most definitely way underpaying ryan and shane for the amount viewership they’ve brought in with unsolved and how they’re absolutely going to fuck them over and make it so that if they ever want to leave buzzfeed they can’t take any part of the unsolved brand with them and will have to start from scratch. It’s so frustrating to see this happening in real time because ryan created buzzfeed unsolved as his own series that he has personally put so much hard work into from the start and made sure to make a QUALITY show and that’s why it has become so popular. He does so much research and writing work and also stars and voices almost every episode and he’s put so much of himself into it from day 1 that unsolved truly could not and can not exist without ryan bergara. And that’s why it makes me so nervous to see how bf has tried to branch out the “unsolved” brand in a bunch of weird unrelated directions, the number one reason being to capitalize on the unsolved name to get more views on other videos, but also to tie unsolved to buzzfeed as a specifically buzzfeed property rather than ryan’s property. Keep in mind that the “buzzfeed unsolved network” was launched just mere WEEKS before the try guys launched their own independent channel after leaving buzzfeed. I know this sounds like a tinfoil hat thing and that there are bigger problems in the world but to me it’s just so grossly obvious that after the try guys left buzzfeed and were able to successfully buy their own brand from bf to be independent creators, and ended up taking a huge fanbase with them, buzzfeed wanted to make sure that NEVER happened again and so have started trying to make “unsolved” a bigger buzzfeed brand (like tasty) that ryan and shane could never possibly buy for themselves and go independent with. And it’s also just so embarrassing the type of lazy content they’ve added to the channel to branch out and make it a buzzfeed brand. Like, look at this shit

almost everything on the unsolved network channel other than buzzfeed unsolved is clearly quickly-made, clickbait content with no other goals than getting more views and subscribers for the channel. They’ve also started posting stuff that is way more exploitative than anything that’s ever been on buzzfeed unsolved and is just trying to piggyback off the general popularity of the “conspiracy theory” genre and weird serial killer fandom stuff on youtube

anyway i know this is a long rant with 0 purpose other to say fuck buzzfeed and i just really hope ryan and shane are able to leave one day and take the really cool series they’ve created with them 

[teamrock-it]

They did leave!! Theyre starting their own youtube series and company!!

[nemesisvariant]

Spread the word, fuck buzzfeed, get these guys the viewership they deserve

[cheese24k]

There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights

[carsh-nurberlu]

Jesus fuck

[vulpineechoes]

holy shit

[jackster3000]

Merry Christmas!

[yes-knope]

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out

[vriskanon]

[meshkwahkihaki]

idk what shit-eating truscum needs to hear this, but your rhetoric directly harms people with culturally-specific genders. i’m native and two-spirit, that label describes my gender and my attraction. i use they/them pronouns and your “nonbinaries and cringey stargender trenders aren’t valid” bullshit is getting old. our languages were demonized and erased, our gender and attraction labels along with them. my experiences with dysphoria exist because of colonialist ideas of gender. we have been forced into arbitrary ‘male’ and ‘female’ categories by colonizers for centuries and truscum rhetoric perpetuates racist colonialist violence against natives.

your experiences are not universal, you’re not forwarding justice for trans people, and you’re definitely not an ally to natives or other people of color. you’re just a fucking colonizer. 

[meshkwahkihaki]

non-natives, reblog this post

[napstachill]

[unburiedgod]

[molgars]

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

[platycryptus]

WHERE SHE FLIES, THE EARTH TREMBLES

I had high hopes for my 25 gram monster caterpillar from last year, and she did not dissapoint.

[platycryptus]

her largest child thus far has just 2 grams to go in order to reach her record

[the-awkward-turt]

I’m so proud of her

[nezclaw]

Please tell me you named her Mothra

[elodieunderglass]

A fine warrior

[skeffz]

Omg???

[snuv]

[littlebabycrybtch]

hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple