ur momma xD

uhm , I mean,, my momma😔

[gingik]

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[ifckinglovu]

[aestheticattentionwhore]

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[princett-bunny]

@morshmallow don’t stay in the tags when you know you’re right

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[shillanov]

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

[themisstakenidentity]

”Eat a salad take a shit and die” is peak apocalypse capitalism

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[nomeusstuff]

[ministarfruit]

people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.

[ministarfruit]

people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.

[ministarfruit]

people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.