i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody
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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody
[ID/ the guy from dracula flow with a speech bubble. /End ID]
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You gotta be kidding me right
apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"
this post is going around again, with good reason.
with the fullness of time, i can admit i was wrong. "do the monk thing to my head" would be more like "頭を坊主した" or "頭を坊主ことした"
the literal translation of this is closer to "did my head up monkly"
straight up monkin it and by it i mean, haha, well lets just say. my hed
IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN
these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook
ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up
One papercut and it is WRAPS for bro
you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
25 posts!
Oh nice
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Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met
Ah yes, a perfectly cut explosion
nourishes it
keeps it warm
fills it with love
fills it with rice
refills sanity bar
grants it a blessing
unmute for the love of god please it's amazing
ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...
BRO