salmon eater

yanka / vivienne | any pronouns | 20 y.o.

[voidandelectricityeater]

[theedexterspeckman]

i tap the microphone, the crowd going silent. some coughing is heard in the background.

“wongstrange would be a more popular ship…”

the crowd murmurs in confusion.

“if people weren’t racist-“

audible gasps are heard throughout the room

i raise my hand, and the room goes silent, eager for me to continue.

“-or fatphobic, if we’re talking about the mcu.”

the crowd erupts into shouts of “amen”, and whooping and cheering of agreement are heard throughout the entire crowd.

i drop the microphone and exit stage left. everyone keeps applauding as i leave. obama is there, too.

[dohlaya-koshka]

he's so funny

[dohlaya-koshka]

casual look or "terrible divorce outfit" (samantha is @voidandelectricityeater farmer)

[dohlaya-koshka]

sorry

[emilys-house]

One thing about doing these “in every episode of…” posts is that you notice details about the characters you didn’t when you watched the show, like…

Rafael Barba being a phone/ipad kid:

(I kid you not the 3rd and 4th photo are from the same episode, taken minutes apart 😂)

Sonny Carisi being a chronic manspreader:

(You could fit a double decker bus in the gap between his legs 🫣😂)

[dohlaya-koshka]

scribbles in paint

[scottvsstatic]

[hypocratic]

FREDERICK CHILTON: moodboard.

[twobruhsinahottub-deactivated20]

I pledge allegiance to the flag or whatever the Americans say

Disclaimer: while this is technically an image of Heather Dunbar (Elizabeth Marvel's character from House of Cards) I haven't seen the show so I was very much picturing Rita for these edits 🙏 do what you want with them tho, use 'em for whatever EM characters you want

Original pic

[twobruhsinahottub-deactivated20]

Drops these and scampers away 💕

[scottvsstatic]

[voidandelectricityeater]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

but what about people whose authentic self sucks

[voidandelectricityeater]

i love when goofy cannibal

[dohlaya-koshka]

this is the most Reed situation that could happen (and I respect that.)

and bonus:

[voidandelectricityeater]

I'm so obsessed with reed

[voidandelectricityeater]

he's catholic, he's gay, he's depressed and he was expelled from the university