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[misterjackbittle]

imagining bitty using everyones first name whenever he’s upset with them is the funniest thing.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Full first names, no abbreviations

Chowder: Hey, BItty?

Bitty: Yes, Christopher?

Chowder (internally): Shit, he knows I scratched his favorite pan

Bitty: William, can you come here please?

Dex: Uh, sure Bits. Can I just say i’m sorry for whatever it is and also that I’m texting Nursey so he knows where I am?

Holster (walks into the room to find Bitty waiting for him with his arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently on the floor): Uh– *tries to back out of the room*

Bitty: Oh, Adam, I was hoping you had a minute? (It is absolutely not a question)

Jack: Hey, bud. What’s up?

Bitty: Well, Jaques…

[omgcheckplease]

What is the history and the future of The Couch?

[voidcallingyourname]

*squints* Interesting.

[thehausghosts]

“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly” - eric at 5 am, mumbling to the cherries during his 7th consecutive hour of making jam. he can hear in color.  

[abominableobriens]

this is the most canon thing I’ve ever read

[omgcheckplease]

The drinks at the Falcs Family BBQ were very strong and there are so many people who need to know about Eric Richard Bittle.

[voidcallingyourname]

On a related note, I saw a post being like "now N's torpedoed Pat*ter" ????????? What was there to torpedo???? Why are you acting like N did you a disservice, there was literally nothing ever there.

[voidcallingyourname]

Scrolling through the tag after the update.... ....my biggest fear about the omgcp fandom is what the KP stans will do if the comic ends and he doesn't get redeemed enough in their minds. Like if we get more of their history but it still ends on a "this-relationship-wasn't-healthy-and-it's-better-that-it-ended-and-they-went-their-separate-ways" note. What will they do if he doesn't become best friends with everyone? What will they do if he doesn't play a part in whatever lives our main cast have? ....high key concerned there

[voidcallingyourname]

Eric "They-didn't-finish-my-pie-they-hate-me" Bittle Bitty and Tater friendship! Some people are gonna be so jealous. Babysitting! Jack is regretting putting Tater and Bitty in the same room.

[omgcheckplease]

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[voidcallingyourname]

"Gets a kick out of fixing bibliographies" is one of the best things I've ever read. Dex is going to kill someone, that poor guy seems like he needs more alone time...

[mopisa]

They’re brothers…. Fry guy and….. Fresh fry

[voidcallingyourname]

Dex is just so great in the update! That line at the end kills me. "She gets it." Oh man, Dex looks so...tired? resigned? Look at what I have to deal with, he says. Also, he's so involved in finding a new manager!!

[omgcheckplease]

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[voidcallingyourname]

Quality Dex in this update!

(Also, Ford is amazing!)

[dontthinkaboutzimbits]

Homegrown, grass-fed, organic Coach Bittle headcanons

(This got really long and fluffy. Sorry.)

Coach looks like a scary dude, but he’s actually a big softie. He has a really intimidating resting bitch face, and a more intimidating murder face, but he would rather eat shit than say shit.

Coach is hella passive aggressive. If you mess with him he’ll be all like, “Wah, I was always taught to turn the other cheek. Hate the sin, love the sinner.” But then he’ll blind copy your boss and forward your emails if he feels like you’re being rude. Or he’ll hand out invitations to a cookout to everyone except you.

And it’s really interesting because Suzanne Bittle is the opposite. She is small and very sweet, but if you mess with her she ascends through passive aggressive and straight into aggressive-aggressive. Like, in high school Bitty had a lot of trouble with this one teacher. Not the subject material, but the teacher. Bitty would ask for help or clarification and the teacher would basically do the academic equivalent of “No, fuck off and die.” And then this teacher would “lose” Bitty’s assignments periodically, and he would grade Bitty’s tests way harder than anyone else’s.

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[voidcallingyourname]

Oh my GOD, what perfection is this? I love this take on the Bittles! So much to love: passive-aggressive Coach with aggressive Suzanne, my own dad isn't Southern but "foo-foo coffee" has been spoken of, CLASSIC SUZANNE (are you calling your wife a gold-digger and if so what are you saying about yourself), what's wrong with Madison, Mama Bittle versus Bad Bob, personality of a freight train!!

[voidcallingyourname]

Me: I'm not into 18+ content for anything but a random Marvel pairing (for inexplicable reasons) but I bought both Huddle volumes why would I do th- Huddle v.2: Jack and Bitty interrupted by the Frogs Me: WORTH IT

[that-omgcp-trash]

my poor bug-eyed son