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TESTING… TESTING!

IN ORDER TO FURTHER PROMOTE MY COMPANY'S TRIUMPHANT COMEBACK (AFTER MAKING SOME TACTICAL CUTS HERE AND THERE) TO THE MASSES, VOID CO. HAS DECIDED TO CREATE AN "ASK BLOG" THAT WILL LET TRUE HARDCORE FANS INTERACT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY VOID KONG (THAT BEING ME, ME, ME)!!!

AS LONG AS YOU PEOPLE ASK UNPROBLEMATIC QUESTIONS THAT DO NOT PAINT MY COMPANY IN A BAD LIGHT AND/OR THREATEN ME (OR MY COMPANY) THEN THE OFFICIAL VOID CO. "ASK BLOG" WILL OFFICIALLY LAUNCH OFF… NOW, NOW, NOW!!! I DEMAND YOU ASK RIGHT AWAY!!!

(COMPANY'S NOTES: IF ANY QUESTIONING FANS ASK ABOUT THAT NO-GOOD, BANANA-MUNCHING, PROPERTY-BREAKING APE BEING MENTIONED IN THE "TAGS," IT'S JUST TO GET RECOGNITION MORE, AND NOTHING ELSE)!!!!!

(WE ARE ALSO NOT AFFILIATED WITH NINTENDO).

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void kong what is your secret to being a big shot

HAVE ALL YOUR SUBORDINATES DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT THEM TO, AND PROFIT AFTERWARDS!!! IT'S GENIUS, I TELL YOU!!!

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You remember that Donkey Kong had those (admittedly sweet) Bananza forms, right? Well, has the thought ever crossed your mind of how your own Bananza forms would look?

THEY'LL MAKE ME LOOK RIDICULOUS!!! I, VOID KONG, AM PURE PERFECTION AS IT IS!!! BRAINS OVER BRAWN, I TELL YOU!!!

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Question, could I have permission to pet you?

NO!!!!!

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How's the emerald business been treating you? I imagine it's been a little better than the gold one…

MUCH MORE BETTER AND PROFITABLE!!! WHEN I OFFER MY LUXURIOUS EMERALDS TO THE ECONOMY, I'LL BE ONCE AGAIN THE MOST RICH KONG IN THE WORLD!!! (FASTER THAN THAT STUPID BANANDIUM ROOT AND ITS STUPIDER GOLDEN ROOTS)!!!

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Void, I got a question.. why are you so adorable? In a chaotic gremlin-y sort of way.

WELL, OF COURSE I'M what

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How did you meet poppy and grumpy?

STOP ASKING ABOUT THOSE TWO!!! I HEREBY BAN ANY MENTION OF THEM FROM THIS OFFICIAL COMPANY BLOG!!!

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I'm sure you can ask Grumpy to fix your piledriver!! Hopefully he doesn't hate you THAT much

I'LL FIX IT MYSELF!!! LIKE I ALREADY SAID, I DON'T NEED ANYONE BUT MYSELF AND MY MOST LOYAL EMPLOYEES WHO WON'T QUESTION ANYTHING I SAY (UNLIKE THOSE TWO)!!!

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How's getting off of DK Island? Last I checked, Your drilling machine doesn't work...

IT'S STILL A WORK-IN-PROGRESS!!! ONCE I GET MY PRESTIGIOUS DRILLING MACHINE UNSTUCK AND AWAY FROM THAT STUPID ISLAND WITH THAT NARCISSIST'S FACE ON IT, BUSINESS WILL BOOM (MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS RIGHT NOW)!!!

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Uh...Did you recover from getting punched into your drilling machine?

WHAT?!?! ME?!?! PUNCHED?!?! NEVER!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN PUNCHED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! NOBODY HAS EVER PUNCHED ME, BECAUSE I'M THE ONE PULLING THE PUNCHES HERE!!! (AND I WILL NOT MENTIONING THAT GREEDY, SCHEME-STEALING [Redacted] IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING MORE, I SWEAR, SWEAR, SWEAR)!!!