𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗔𝗡 (𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰) 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 - 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗘.
taken from the (incredible) robbie williams biopic. feel free to adjust as needed.
"i've been called many things - narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat..."
"i wanna show you how i really see myself."
"i'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through."
"you really are fucking useless, aren't you?"
"you're a fucking nobody."
"where i grew up, you were meant to act small."
"i came out of the womb with jazz hands."
"you've got to risk it all, whatever it takes."
"if you make it... it's paradise."
"you're either born with it or you're a nobody."
"i wouldn't change a hair on your head."
"i don't want to be a nobody."
"love, there's no such thing as a nobody."
"have you seen the fit one with the big bulge?"
"i'm going to fuck it up, i know it."
"just go out there, sing your fucking song, and walk off."
"i'm going to be found out. they'll see that i'm ugly, i'm stupid, i'm untalented."
"i'm not good at anything."
"i thought to become famous you had to be really, really good. turns out you just have to show off."
"i usually go over people's heads."
"he left us to be one step closer to his gods."
"shut the door on your way out."
"i know what i'm going to be."
"listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah?"
"fuck me, you'd make an awful stripper."
"i thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch."
"i don't need all that fancy shit."
"you've got a ticket to heaven and you're gonna stay here?"
"i've got a bastard of a headache."
"look at you. you've got no talent."
"it was a shock, but, you know, in a good way."
"who's this dickhead in those trainers? they are so three years ago."
"he was a genius. an actual genius."
"he sang like an angel, but he danced like a twat."
"in five years, we're all going to hate each other."
"i was fucking great, wasn't i?"
"you were a bit much, frankly."
"just remember what you rehearsed."
"i'm not bothered they say i slept with them."
"you know, i almost started to like you."
"i think he's developing a sense of humour."
"why would i want a bigger house to hide in?"
"i'm just giving the people what they want."
"i pretend the whole world is lucky to see me."
"you add nothing to this. any of it."
"you owe me a pint, love."
"i wish i'd known you were coming."
"what have you got to mope about?"
"it's like i can't keep track of who i am anymore."
"everything you have, i've given you, and you don't deserve any of it."
"you're making us look like fucking idiots."
"there's an energy to revenge, and it's very, very seductive."
"i'm going to be fucking massive."
"i just want to prove i can make it on my own."
"i told you, you wouldn't understand."
"it's not a competition. it's just hard work."
"you've missed me, haven't you?"
"if i orgasmed every time i had a number one, i'd be fucking dry."
"like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about."
"it's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead."
"are you going to do it, or are you going to pussy out, you fucking wimp?"
"thankfully, he wasn't in the country at the time."
"hey, twinkletoes, you coming or what?"