Is it not extremely obvious to everyone else that Lucanis and Davrin would OF COURSE be doing the Gimli and Legolas kill count competition?!?!??!
Davrin saunters up to Lucanis after a big battle, proud and cocky.
D: "Final count: 42."
L: "42? That's very good for a Grey Warden. I myself am sitting pretty at 43."
D: *fumes, stabs the hurlock Lucanis is sitting on.* "43."
L: "It was already dead, cabrón!"
D: "It was twitching."
L: "It was twitching because it has my 4 knives in it's spinal column."
Also Assan would kill a guy and Lucanis just, sing song from the other side of the battlefield, "Doesn’t count! 😈😈"
And Davrin would just shriek back. "IT DOES COUNT."














