Bmp butlers & Zain walking in on MC watching porn? (Bonus points is MC is touching herself)
oooh anon why do you have to do this to me? ;) another NSFW coming right up!
BOI IS ON YOU IN 3 SECONDS
you’re in for a really looooong teasing session
suggests that he starts recording you so you don’t have to watch porn anymore
lowkey doesn’t understand why do you have to watch porn though. some are so exaggerated and you are far more attractive than those actresses (smh claude u ain’t the one watching ain’t nobody asked for your opinion)
suggests that you start locking the door when you do this because what if someone else walks in on you
you shocked him! immediately apologises for walking in on you having your private feel good time
closes the door behind him and blushes as he goes about doing his things
can’t look you in the eye for 3 days
reciprocates, if you make it awkward he’ll feel super awkward too but if you brush it off he’ll try to get over his embarrassment too
he wonders if he’s giving you enough sex. he’ll go talk to you about it to clear things up and if need be a compromise
THE TE A S I N G C O N T I N U E S
probs try to play it cool and tries to join/help you but really he’s so embarrassed as well
omgomgomg what if on day you walk in on him too??? he’s more careful now when he needs to jack off because he doesn’t want you to see him like this
lowkey gets a little jealous that you have to get off by watching porn though
JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD RECORD YOU TWO DOING IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH PORN DO IT I DARE YOU SEE HOW THAT GOES
flustered af. a pure boy why didn’t you lock the door
if you trying to seduce him or smth let me tell you it didn’t work
he just wanted to go home and relax after a long day of serving prince edward. man he wasn’t expecting you to do thAT
like alberto he exits/ closes the door immediately but he’s an awkward bean and will bump into things on the way out and even after he gets out
probs bumps into things again when he thinks about this when the situation blows away
he hears like really loud obnoxious moaning and he’s like “okay that ain’t yours” so he went to check it out
he gets closer and bursts thru the door half expecting you to be masturbating but you’re sitting on the bed with a puzzled look on your face
“how is that even possible. that’s not possible. yu, come here, this isn’t possible right”
lowkey disappointed you weren’t masturbating so he can tease you but he laughs because this is the first time he’s seen someone take porn so seriously
hardcore blushes and shouts at you
asks you why didn’t you lock the door??!!! he’s so very embarassed
“they’re doing it while the girl has roller blades on!!! that’s so WEIRD!!” “WHO WATCHES PORN FOR THE LOGIC?!” “ME!!!!!” “SOMEWHERE OUT THERE ITS SOMEONE’S KINK”
probs thinks watching porn is a weird concept also
when he walks in on you watching porn on his laptop he is very confused
you tell him you got curious because your friends were like google this kink that you’ve never heard before
he chuckles and tell you to read instead of watch but you try to tell him you did but couldn’t understand so you ended up watching it
he closes the tab and pats your head saying if you can’t understand it then you shouldn’t be dwelling in this
protective bf 100% wants to keep you safe