"Obnoxious, but Consistent"

I'm just a 20-smthing stressed out theythemsbian who thinks geology puns are the schist.

[choco-cheese]

been playing a lot of sudoku lately…

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[cutecipher]

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[remlinxd]

I love how Wit is a sort of mentor figure to both Kaladin and Shallan and yet they’re wildly different dynamics lol. Shallan and Kaladin both needed Wit’s support in their own way and he adjusted his approach to fit for their respective needs ❤️

[shithowdy]

hey now

[astriiformes]

Losing it a little over this rental I came across this morning that is for the most part a completely normal unit...

.....except for the Ancient Egypt nook

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[kaijuno]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[aiden-morse]

“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”

[deeptalkswithmonica]

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

[bucketofdeltav]

STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel ‘soap’ bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!

- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; don’t rub copper chloride on your taps either).

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

[transmechanicus]

Is this still available?

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]