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Stranger Things
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins
occasionally subtle

Discoholic 🪩
$LAYYYTER

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Keni
Cosimo Galluzzi
Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.

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d&d character backstories
multi-cat drifting
The fast and the furriest
TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!
i love how the crowd goes nuts
“TERRIFIC STUFF BY THE CAT!”
the sexual tension between the driver and gunner in the warthog
donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and
get julius caesar addicted to hentai
seduce cleopatra
“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times.
so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body
then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come.
My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.
GOD
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE
what? i don’t get it it’s just a video of RollerCoaster Tycoon why would—
HOLY FUCK
Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife
"Out! Shut the door, take your papers and knapsack.
Justify the act of pushing back the one you said lost track
Of mind and time, my own sublime.
How could I even lack?
The tick tock clock clucks twelve.
I think it's time you'd pack"
"If I said that I could and be
The one that set you free
From all your pain and misery
Would you come with me?
Toxins misleading, We're damaged and stoned
Fight off your demons
(Do you feel alone?)
Damage your knuckles, until they turn red
(There's holes in my drywall)
Burn all those demons right out of your head
Liquor and lines
(Smoke fills the room now)
Tell me a secret
Visit a man who never could keep it
He's selling us stories, of happiness, flowing
Always providing the things we crave
It's gonna be a long way down
No one admires the frantic endings
Give me something
Give me more
I don't want to feel anymore"
baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow
implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt
Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.
You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve
What does their name have anything to do with it? You offer no logical reason for them to be wrong, and clearly you dont understand what bondage is, and likely dont know anything about their preferences.
Try offering a logical reason that their statement is wrong.
Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve
I legitimately fucking lose my shit at this every time it comes on my dash it’s one of my favorite NV posts
“Should I let you fall Are you too far gone Cause after all I'm stuck in the middle Hand on the trigger I'm tempted a little, but Could you open up If you wanted to Am I blinded by The faith I put in you Say you have to go Then you overstay I think I hate you but I just can't turn away”
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes