Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

I post mainly a bunch of crap about video games/movies/books. My only goal in life is to give praise to our dread lord Cthulhu. I get writers block, so PLEASE send me writing prompts and I'll write up short stories about them

[memewhore]

[fuckblast]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

[metal-and-liberty]

The only election coverage I needed.

[alpine-writeblr]

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[kitkatsmol]

ah, a classic

[hematite2]

Happy birthday pear wiggler

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[husband]

Happy Minecraft day

[beatrixacs]

Happy Birthday, Terry Pratchett

[saintbullart]

Today is the only day you can reblog this 😔😔😔

[sqgtdevpersonal]

[peofun1]

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

[angelnumber27]

Cordwalles Junior School library, Surrey

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

[costcohotdogandsoda]

>Names a character "Rorschach"

>Gets upset when people interpret his character in a different way from him.

[shencomix]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

$700/mo 1 bd1 ba10 sqft18750 Wildflower Dr, Penn Valley, CA  OVERVIEW: Freshly painted wood with new Porsche door to complement the beautifully colored maple floor. Pets: Large dogs.   Zestimate: $3,334 mo. (Zillow thinks it’s worth over $3,000 mo.- what a bargain.)  How the hell is this even allowed?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18750-Wildflower-Dr-Penn-Valley-CA-95946/19445420_zpid/?

[dragguns]

yeah i fucking bet it is

[drtanner]

[dailyflicks]

PORCO ROSSO 1992 • dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[senatortedcruz]

This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

[teethcritter]

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them