Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 2
Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle

@theartofmadeline
NASA

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

pixel skylines

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
RMH
will byers stan first human second
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@volfai
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 2
Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 3
Will Graham (Hannibal)
Ekko (Arcane)
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
God this makes me think of this screenshot:
"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.
eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀
the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading
whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft
one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real
why won't you let your words frot.
[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up
hi. i late losing. do you ever get depressed? i'm in a great mood right now and it is NOT a manic state. anyway, i've googled 10,000 volleyball facts. fact one: the volleyball is a horse and he loves me
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most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.
like this
tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly
i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef
what if we all explode
This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny