get in loser we’re going to manderley again

jay ; 20s ; he/him or she/her ; bi/aro ; victim of the mold that makes you think about armand

[visenyaism]

The thing about rewatching riverdale in an ai-dominated world is that you really do appreciate that everything on my television screen truly was handcrafted by a criminally insane inspired gay cinephile

[deadmegumi]

in terms of golden age of tv prestige drama protagonists don draper was the only one born in the exact right era like walter white was supposed to be synthesizing laudanum in 1822 and tony soprano should have been a junior tetrarch under diocletian but don draper could only have existed in the 60s bc that's the last time in history you could steal someone's identity just by taking their ID and going yes this has been me the whole time trust me

[butchsaint]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[irish-american-chan]

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

[irish-american-chan]

Did You Know Clovers Theyre Doing This Kind Of Thing Nowadays

[soppingwetratboy]

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[only-cat-memes]

[rexuality]

i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.

I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.

after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed

[rexuality]

I def think everyone should carry a healthy amount of skepticism in an age where virality is often more prioritized than the truth but!! behold, a piece of my workplace’s holiday mailer. my coworker is the designer of this mailer and she included all sorts of references to our experiences in 2025. she was one of my coworkers on the golf cart with me and of course, included an ode to farquaad

sometimes magical and weird things do really happen

[pi314rate]

Putting this into the void (if anyone knows anything pls help)

Do colleges look at your ao3 when you apply? Mine is connected to the same email I use for college board.

There's some bad stuff on there. One of which is orphaned so I can't delete.

I'm overall a top student but kinda worried.

Should I:

delete my fics?

delete my "bad/problematic" fics?

delete my account?

orphan all my fics?

delete all my "bad/problematic" bookmarks?

Pls help idk if they actually look at this stuff

[alpaca-clouds]

You have to say what country you are in, given it differs. Ao3 does not have the email addresses public, but depending on how you use usernames online it can be traceable. But whether they care about it or are even allowed to look it up depends on your country though.

[westiec]

There is not a way to look up an ao3 account by email. It's not social media, so it doesn't have that "add your contacts" thing, and it isn't going to just pop up in a google search of your email address or anything like that.

(Exception: If your ao3 account name is the exact same things as the part of your email before the @, people may be able to make an educated guess.)

However, I would still advise:

Make a fandom email address.

Like, I am not a college admissions person, I do not know where in the world you are, etc etc, but the simplest and most expedient solution here is to make a second, separate email address — preferably one that does not include your government name — and change your ao3 email to that one.

You can do this by going to Preferences > Change Email on ao3. Very quick and easy.

(As an aside, I run events, and when you sign up for an exchange? The mods can see your email. It's how we send your assignments through ao3. There's a looooootta y'all out here using [email protected] or [email protected] or [email protected] (!!!!) for your ao3 and omg y'all please do not. 🙈)

Fiction is fiction, and it shouldn't matter, but of course we live in the world. I understand your concern. Change your ao3 email, and breathe easy. :)

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[xlovteez]

WOOYOUNG Vogue Korea x Studio Tomboy Behind

[lipstickhamlet]

i can't fucking deal with toxic fans anymore. if you're still supporting h*nry b*lingbroke honestly just block me. he LITERALLY d*posed richard the second and refuses to ransom edmund mortimer which is,,,, literally so fucking problematic?? plus i heard somewhere he was going to make a voyage to the holy land to wash the blood off his guilty hand but so shaken as he is, so wan with care, he decided not to go which is uhhh,,, fuckin yikes.

[lipstickhamlet]

"a little touch of harry in the night" remains one of the top 3 shakespeare lines that's so fantastically stupid it instantly obliterates any chance of seriousness and loops around to being almost good. the other two being "of hotspur, coldspur?" and "o were mine eyeballs into bullets turned / that in rage i might shoot them at your faces"

[fuzziiwuzzii]

THEY’RE SO CUTE IM SICK HAPPY PRIDE CLAUDELEINE!!!🏳️‍🌈

[agathah]

The Yellow Dress

(Prints on my bio!)

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?