eyes open, mouth shut

gwen / 15 / she/her / designer in my free time. i like to make fun of nancy drew.

[letmeclaireify-deactivated20240]

Wonder if HeR is just waiting for National Steroids Day to start selling SCK again.

[queerdagny]

“What’s that Nancy Drew game in the all girls school?”

[volkstaia]

while not paying attention to ND for like a year i didn’t realize they announced a new date for MID. the whole pivot to new audiences thing, really working out i guess!

[volkstaia]

thinking about how weird it was when 1930s nancy’s dad threatened to sock a queer right in the face

[volkstaia]

a group of missing people is called the her interactive dev team

[volkstaia]

can we talk about how fucking bad this unlocked podcast is? it’s such terrible.

if they had any idea what they’re doing they would be interviewing programmers/writers/designers, people that actually had control over the direction of a given game, and have them talk about the production of what they worked on. but they don’t and they won’t because they’re HeR. instead they just interview VAs because they’re the only people on good terms with anyone at that fucking company still, hosted by the least interesting person on the planet with the most thinly veiled/stupid pseudonym i’ve ever heard

[volkstaia]

So I'm a fellow ICE fan, but I have two questions I was hoping you could answer. 1. Why did trapper dan mysteriously disappear? 2. Why did isis howl before accidents that weren't bombings?

i have absolutely no idea when this was asked, but i just assumed trapper dan died because he was an old man rotting out in the cold and canadian mountains. maybe something to do with radiation? he madame curie’d himself with the radioactive rocks?

2. she howls in frustration that her didn’t plan that far ahead and isis doesn’t like plotholes. she’s a big cannon dork

[volkstaia]

i’m just, you know, i’m out of riffs

[volkstaia]

just spent 10 minutes wandering around this game and forgot i needed to watch the video tape of fran fine interviewing rick

[volkstaia]

alright bitch i know you almost got traumatized but listen i got problems

[volkstaia]

listen rick i know this seems creepy to you but many goth girlfriends in the world would find these thoughtful and sweet

[volkstaia]

yes maddie, he’s very handsome

the msot handsome. datime’s cuteszt hunk

[volkstaia]

whoa how does such a big donut fit in such a lil cup

[volkstaia]

just hangin out, bein a real person, that is not a doll and does have skin. check it out. i dont look like a barbie doll on this wall with other normal people. nope. not me. haha

[volkstaia]

i desperately feel like playing this stupid and wonderful game again so i’m just gonna liveblog it again, for the second time

[verballowfunctioner]

A former HeR employee responds to the December update on Reddit.

[hrjafael]

Holy shit….

[volkstaia]

the so called lani drama is totally believable to me. look at her twitter feed. she literally thinks chemtrails are real.

[volkstaia]

me trying to make conversation with people i don’t know