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@voltronlegendarydefenders
seeing how voltron fans were big mad at bex because they didn’t support their precious ship and had the audacity to stand up for themselves when targeted by users on tumblr and realizing, all over again, that the voltron fandom is quite possibly the absolute worst.
☕️ 🐸 @voltron @voltronlegendarydefenders
the tea is hot
once again the voltron fandom revealing why it’s literal garbage lol
Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean
Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi
You can say Klance it’s okay.
the voltron cartoon writers, completely unaware of the fact that the venn diagram of “voltron fans,” “osomatsu fans,” and “kpop fans” is a completely round circle: maybe if we make these two characters brothers the fans will stop being so weird
Kl@ntis tomorrow having to jump canyons to pull a “gotcha” over the brother & raising lines while simultaneously trying to defend 20 yo Keith nd 17 yo Lance after their demonizing of any age difference other than their ships:
lmao that feel when you forget you have a voltron blog
lemme tell you guys that I left the fandom and abandoned this blog because being in the voltron fandom is so fucking exhausting. if there’s not discourse about pidge’s gender, there’s discourse about shipping, about queerbaiting, extraneous obsession with klance to the point of harassing real life people, and each week it was just new shit. I was in the homestuck fandom for fucks sake and somehow the voltron fandom broke me.
yeah a lot of you are cool but a lot of you are giga cunts.
maybe I’ll post every so often with a piece of artwork that I like but this fandom has literally sucked any joy I felt from the show. you could argue that I could have just watched the show without interacting with the fandom and you’re right, I do do that, but I wanted to share something with the people that had the same interest in the same show. I have 1,400 followers on this account, that’s more than any fandom blog I’d ever made and what I used to feel excited for I just feel apathetic towards.
and, to be fair, the fandom has calmed down a lot but y’all. just fucking chill. how does it not drain on your mental health to get into this shit day after day. sure, I just reblogged pictures and wrote a couple fics, but fuck man. y’all are exhausting.
peace.
Two male characters: *constantly angry at each other, insulting one another, only sometimes working together as part of a team*
Tumblr: thats it!!!! they must be gay!! definitely 100% pure gay canon gay¡¡!! they! are! gay!
Show writers: Um actually that's not--
Tumblr: So the creators are queerbaiting by making us think these two characters would be together and here's an entire dissertation about how they should be ashamed.
pidge and her god damn tiny little raccoon hands…those…fucking tiny ass hands…hacking into alien warships…hacking into our hearts…
Shallura Holiday Celebration Day 4: Garrison/Altea
feat. Prince Alfor and Altean!Shiro!
Please do not repost
[Ko-fi]
Casual reminder that people are harassing Jeremy because he said Klance was a brotherly relationship.
This picture of Lauren and Joaquim when the interviewer mentioned K/ance is one of my current favorite pictures in existance.
What is your opinion on various Voltron ships?
I don’t remember all of ships, but I’ll try to give my opinion on few notable ones.
Voltron itself - 9/10. Great potential, a big variety of weapons. Cons - too many locked functions, product service and warrantyprobably expired.
The Castle of Lions- 8/10. Nice defence and a lot of functions. Cons - the kitchen and bathroom look terrible after each battle.
Zarkon’s main ship - 7/10. Great design, very big. Cons - evil.
Rolo and Nyma’s ship- 3/10. Ugly design, can’t even fly away from Keith, probably still broken
Ulaz’s ship - 1/10. Pros - small and maneuvering. Cons - beyond fixing after crashind into robeast.
hi its me @keithkog on twitter and since you so conveniently forget to mention all the times i’ve apologized and when i deleted the video or any of my explanation, let me tell you about it. there was no excuse for me to post videos without the parent’s consent. that i agree with. it was stupid and wrong, and i genuinely regret that. once i realized my mistake, i deleted the videos. there is NO EXCUSE FOR THAT. but the “sexual assault” thing was unprompted. i never talked about that with her (1/)
and i also never said anything about it. obviously she doesn’t know what that means, since as an anti i still dont think “sexual assault” is a correct term for sheith, its more statutory rape if you’re going to put it into that category w the age of consent. but of course she wouldn’t understand that, and i only laughed in the video bc i was taken aback by her knowledge of that word. regardless, i didn’t press the issue further because you’re right, i have no right to talk about that with a (2/)
a child im babysitting. so i just left it at that. look, i understand if you’re upset by it because you’re a shaladin but you’re making me seem like some huge monster. voltron is literally made for kids their age, and the term “force” was a joke. we’ve watched it together before, and they only protested bc they’re stubborn but they actually rlly enjoyed it after i showed them more. the point i was making about them being mature was in response to someone saying “she’s only 9 she shouldn’t be(3/)
watching voltron” which i disagreed with because both of the girls are mature for their age and can understand it. the only reason they thought it was confusing was bc when we watched episode 1 we were making cookies and they werent paying attention the whole time. i would appreciate if you would take down your posts or at least remove some things because in no way did i force them to talk about sex or bring it up in the first place. thank you.
ps, you have no proof that i fed anyone lines about sexual assault and i promise you i DID NOT. the kid’s parents let them watch a lot of older shows and they have older sibblings and thats how they know about it im guessing. i was surprised to but please don’t accuse me of feeding them lines about sexual assault because thats absolutely disgusting and you have no proof of that
do you exist purely to ignore people’s apologies? Bc my friend the one y'all keep talking about from Twitter, yeah she’s apologized multiple times so could y'all maybe just leave her alone? Bc she had literally 0 intentions for what happened to happen and the fact you all ignore her constant apologies here y'all are being petty and I’m honestly sick of it. Grow the FUCK up y'all she’s a minor too CHRIST. You think it’s ok to harass a minor? Bc if so y'all are even worse than my abuser lmao :/
Okay, I’m going to answer this seriously & without the whole “We, the Great & Glorious Lord Pastel Lance” schtick even though I don’t think you actually deserve it. I’m just trying to prove my point here.
> If you were so shocked that a 9 year old said the phrase “sexual assault”, why did you POST IT ONLINE AS A VIDEO TWEET?
>Oh boohoo, you took it down. What, do you want a gold star for that? Well newsflash asshole, if you had bothered to read through my post, you’d know that someone archived your entire tweet thread before you took down the videos. So now there are PERMANENT screenshots of the kids’ faces that were put online WITHOUT PARENTAL PERMISSION because of YOU, you illiterate jackass.
> Why would you EVER laugh at a child, who you’ve claimed to know & babysat for YEARS, having ANY knowledge of what sexual assault is?
> Nice try deflecting dumbass, I’m a Klance shipper AND a Sheith shipper, not just some gross shallie.
> Again, you don’t MAKE kids like the stuff you like. My brothers don’t like Ben 10 after the first 5 minutes of showing them it, (& without me trying to convince them by telling them that gets “really good” later & spoiling shit for them), so I switch the channel to Paw Patrol or search up a Youtube about Minecraft for them instead. I don’t MAKE them continue to marathon Ben 10 with me. You are a shit babysitter.
> Why do you keep suddenly being surprised when people get mad at your own freaking words when you are the one leaving out information & context?
> It’s still really creepy that you keep saying that the kids are “mature for their age”. That’s literally fucking pedo logic right there, I don’t care about the fucking context, that’s a skeevy thing to say about kids.
> Seriously, what the fuck is stopping you from using the phrase “they’re old enough to watch Voltron, see the TV rating for it?” That is literally so much less creepier.
> You can’t just fucking ASSUME that the kids learned the phrase “sexual assault” from watching TV shows for older kids! That is something you NEED to tell the parents about!
> And you’re not even worried about those older siblings casually talking about sexual assault in front of their baby siblings? At all? Bitch, there are some things that SHOULDN’T be talked about in front of kids!!
> Well, you’re right in that I don’t have actual proof. But given how you & your friends constantly lie & refuse to provide any proof, I don’t give a shit. At this rate, a freaking ANON comment is more trustworthy than your own words.
> Her apologies don’t mean SHIT because as I’ve pointed out before: they’re not real apologies. There was no notion to make amends, to promise to not do the same thing again, etc. Her apologies are HOLLOW. And, frankly, so are your’s. Especially with your friends commenting below about the “nasty shallies” forcing you to apologize. You didn’t “TECHNICALLY” do something wrong, you ACTUALLY did something wrong & fucking illegal, jackass!
> I don’t give a shit if she or you are minors. That doesn’t fucking excuse your behavior. You both can still be arrested or legally punished for this kind of crap.
> When you say shit like that, that I, some random asshole on the Internet documenting your own freaking words, am WORSE than your abuser…..
that just proves to me that you’ve never actually been abused before.
That you don’t give a shit about real abuse & don’t know what it’s like.
No abuse victim would ever make such a flippant comparison to their trauma like that.
You’re the one who’s sick here, not me.
Disclaimer: This response is entirely the opinion of Lord Pastel Lance & NOT of anyone else. Just me. If you have problems with it, criticize me, not other people.
LORD PASTEL LANCE BREAKING NEWS POST!!!
A group of teenage antis (Vorgtron, the same group chat that harassed Neil Kaplan last week & tried to get him to break his NDA to confirm gay characters in VLD) decided to cyberbully & sexually harass a complete random stranger, (Karen Lance, a real estate agent), over her username @klance on twitter.
They called her an “ugly white bitch”, “middle aged”, said they would vore her, spammed her multiple times & demanded that she give them her username or they wouldn’t stop.
One of the members, a white teenage girl, then posted a video claiming that Karen hadn’t used the account since 2009 & therefore didn’t see anything, that the account was dead & what they did was NOT harassment.
Later, the Vorgtron twitter account posted that Karen DID see them & actually CALLED THE COPS ON THEM. Keely, a member of Vorgtron, was actually forced by the police to call up Karen, apologize to her & write up a statement at the station.
@klance (Karen Lance) tweets (sexual harassment & cyberbullying) full album: https://imgur.com/a/FJcl7
Video “clarification” (excuses, dismissing & downplaying the harassment) original tweet: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101022818/https:/twitter.com/fireIordszuko/status/917750655401578496
Video downloaded & re-uploaded here (archive did not save it): https://huntypastellance.tumblr.com/private/167001453728/tumblr_oypy0vOwYo1w9f7aq
Vorgtron members admitting that she saw them & called the cops on them: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101024405/https:/twitter.com/vorgtron/status/917569238017167360
@klance (Karen Lance) tweets: https://web.archive.org/web/20171101023212/https:/twitter.com/search?q=%40klance&src=typd <- Only shows some of the tweets
New images added to the album!
The antis don’t think they did anything wrong, made jokes about it & continued to bother Karen.
Here’s a sample:
https://web.archive.org/web/20171101042742/https:/twitter.com/sapphicleigh/status/917611471055572992 - joking
https://web.archive.org/web/20171101042747/https:/twitter.com/bilanced/status/917760057290436610 - continued harassment
https://web.archive.org/web/20171101043617/https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=keely%2C%20OR%20karen%2C%20OR%20gf%2C%20OR%20arrested%2C%20OR%20cops%2C%20OR%20police%20from%3Avorgtron%2C%20OR%20from%3Alancelestial&src=typd&lang=en - “We did nothing wrong!” & more joking
for fucks sake guys it’s always something new isn’t it?
relatable Holt siblings
Honestly, I kind of have a headcanon of like…
Hunk and Lance are probably the best at taking care of themselves, physically. Even outside of the beauty routine Lance strikes me as pretty health-conscious. It’s just, here’s your leg pilots, they both have clear skin and moisturize and take good care of their hair and it’s nice.
Coran is normally pretty good, but isn’t above overtaxing himself because his workload just… never stops, he’s got to be on top of everything but he knows how to all-nighter responsibly and manage crashes so they’re less of a train wreck. This applies to his grooming as much as his health.
Pidge I think is pretty prone to cutting into sleep or missing meals if unchecked and having a Project. She will at least attempt to offset with junk food if not proper meals- though somebody else has to get the food usually- just waving something under her nose if she’s busy and hasn’t eaten in a while is usually all the incentive she needs to nosh on it. She’s pretty good at taking care of her appearance, though if in part because with the natural curl in her hair if she doesn’t at least brush it out in the mornings she will be eating it all day.
Keith will straight up forget to eat and his nutrition is entirely microwave meals I’m pretty sure if he stretches you can see his ribs through his shirt. He has like really good genes with his hair/skin but pretty much never takes care of it, boy pretty much wouldn’t know chapstick if it bit him and his hands are always beat up and full of dead skin and old scars. The real reason Lance is mad, like listen, dude, no amount of how stupidly naturally pretty you are is going to change the fact that the most demanding thing you do to take care of yourself is brush your hair and wash it like once a month.
Allura is a princess and princesses have expectations to be clean and pretty and proper and she sticks to that, but only so much because she spent her entire childhood as a super rambunctious high-energy kid who pretty much had to do sports and martial arts because that was the only way for her to tire out enough to sleep at night and it just fed her competitive streak. Your body is a temple? Her body is a sports car. She takes care of it because it is hard-won and check out this acceleration. She is here to Get Stuff Done.
Shiro is like a werewolf except instead of a wolf he turns into someone who makes bad life choices. Seriously he seems so responsible and trustworthy and he tries to be but out of the team he has the greatest familiarity with, and is most likely to consume, incredibly dubious caffeine mixtures while he has a headache. He will do things with coffee that Pidge might attempt only once in her darkest moments and regret evermore, only he won’t even blink. This is what the team needs right now. This is the burden of the Black Paladin.
Allura catches him pouring the equivalent of space red bull into his coffee and he just looks her dead in the eye, “Please don’t tell the rest of the team how I live,” and downs it in one go.
