the name's big papa and I assblast rats

the name's big papa and I assblast rats

[moonllita]

Cute pals

[moonllita]

Part 2

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[minkytaro]

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[health-chronic-ass-iconic]

if thats not the most tumblr insult to get banned for

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[springfling789]

Save me 30+ year old women writing fanfiction

[springfling789]

30+ year old women writing fanfiction save me

[omgitzlongdennis]

malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!

*meanwhile*

jigsaw: hello francis

[mockeryofnature]

THE WAY THIS ISNT EVEN EXAGGERATING LMAOOO

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

[captain-price-officially]

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

‎

[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-thoughts]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[doglike]

[maykitz]