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@vomlltblood
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I don’t know what im doing anymore
P-PISS KINK STRIDERCEST?! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO ON TREND?!
the world craves for piss kink stridercest
Shotacon Dirk giving Hal an android body that is dick sucking height, wouldn't even pass as a middle schooler and has a realistically warm mouth. For no particular reason.
lil hal, emphasis on lil
I can't get tumblr not to auto flag this no matter how much I censor it so here's a link to t4t dirkdave rubbing tdicks together
Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. We have pokemon, my little pony, Other hentai, whatever you want.
Dave Strider does not drop the gloves.
He’s a rookie in the NHL, so of course he’s not expected to, but even rookies scrap now and then. Especially when a guy on the other team is taking liberties. Sometimes you just gotta let these older guys know you can’t be pushed around, that you belong in the big show, not in the minors, not back in the NCAA. A five minute major isn’t that bad a punishment when it’s your reputation on the line.
But Dave Strider doesn’t drop the gloves.
Karkat had been on his line before the national league of course, they’re both penguins now but also usa hockey is do or die, they’d played on the world juniors during their NCAA years. IIHF rules means no fighting, period, you get a game misconduct, and in a tournament where every game mattered? Could cost a gold medal? Nobody fought, ever. NCAA too, it was two games missed if you even tried it, so Strider’s reticence towards putting his dukes up wasn’t out of place.
It’s the major leagues though, and still Strider hadn’t even hinted at it, even as defenders were spitting in his face, screaming their heads off at him for the bullshit play he pulled off. He just smirked that infuriating smirk and skated off, even when the other guy threw his gloves off like it was the last thing he’d ever do. Dave Strider’s gloves stayed on his hands.
So of course tonight, Strider was pulling his usual stunts, staking through Philadelphia defenders like they were children, not grown men, flying down the ice with the puck on his tape, from a pass from Vantass that was sure to see the back of the net within seconds. A mighty slam hit him in open ice, and Strider went ass over teakettle, flipping over the orange defenseman and landing flat on his face on cold hard ice. Karkat felt his mouth go dry and his eyes closed for a moment, before cold fury filled him and it only took a few strong strides before he was on that orange motherfucker and beating the hell out of him, screaming obscenities, spittle flying from his lips, blood spraying from a cracked nose and split knuckles.
Dave Strider could only stare, slack jawed and leaning on another teammate as they helped him off ice. His helmet was askew and blood trickled from his mouth, from where he scraped it on the ice. It took three refs to pull Vantas off, and he was in the sin bin for a five minute major.
After, Dave could only ask “what the hell made you do that?”
Karkat scrunched his face at him, his usual expression after Dave said anything, “You think I’m gonna let that lowlife pull a cheap shot on my center? Fuck you talking about, moron. Let’s get you a hat trick, right fucking now, show these idiots not to slewfoot my fucking teammate.”
And in the celly’s after each of Dave’s goals, he made sure to pap his glove on Karkat’s helmet, grinning as large as he dared, seeing a matching expression in the troll’s pointy mouth. Thanked him for his excellent passes, he truly couldn’t score without him.
Dave/Bro -Hands off.
lets all take a moment and read this fic because other wise you wont know what the fuck is going on in these pictures
I would also like to say, that I am so grately sorry for looking like I just threw that cosplay together in an hour, there is a reason tho, because its true. Anyways it’s a lot better now and yeah whatever. we took these months ago and sort of forgot about them.
We’re redoing the photoshoot next time I see my dave with better cosplays, actually styled wigs, and paying more attention to details we missed. Anyways so those will come around feb? because that is when I will be visiting my Dave I hope. k done rambling. Hands off is perfect and we portrayed it far less awesome then it is. bye.
((ps if you wanna reblog this i give you permission to delete the text just keep the credit on it thx no one will reblog it lol))
oH MY DEAR LORD OBH WOW
WOWOWOWOOWOWOO GUSY S WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW LOOK AT THIS SOMEONE COSPLAYED IT ASCREAMSMSS THIS SIS SREALALLYT AWAMSZING IS EVERYTUINEONE SEEING THITA?????????
when dave finally coerces bro to take him on a real date daves actually the one that ends up freaking out meanwhile bro is all like you asKED FOR THIS!?!????
so bro will set up reservations at a small little restaurant and they go see a movie first and they hold hands in the theater and kiss twice in the very back much to Dave’s chagrin
and they go off to dinner and bro just has this lazy smirk on his face but genuinely smiles when they touch hands on the table and Dave stutters over his words in embarrassment
and bro suggests going to the park after but Dave leans over in the car seat and just kisses his cheek and says its okay all he wants to do is go home and sit on the futon with bro and cuddle and fall asleep
http://stridercestprince.tumblr.com/post/22143211888/hands-off
Inspired by that ^
I’m so going to regret this.
wow
i cant even
HOLY SHIT OH GOSH WOW
I DONT HAVE WORDS FOR HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS GOSH
THANK YOU SO MUCH WOW ITS RLLY GR8 IM GOING TO CRY LITERALLY RIP ME
EEEEEeeeyyyyy, did u guy’s know it’s sleii’s birthday, well it definitely is, happy birthday gurllllll here are guardian striders going at it
i dont have enough bro in my art tag so here have a random strider household moment.
EDIT: have a kiss too because I love you guys
i believe myself to be very funny.
@material-possessions here it gooooeessssss
Dirkhal plzz...? 🥹
helloi love dirkhal😄
i try to drsw more often but studying takes all my energy
@dirkification
Hopefully I tagged this correctly! Here’s the fanart of one the text post, I aim to do more!