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well, season 6 happened, so here it is

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PAPA KOGANE’S REACTION TO KROLIA SUGGESTING THE NAME “YORAK” FOR KEITH—

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“this is beyond words”

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Requested by @phaltu - thanks Zan I’m crying even harder now

I’ve sobbed about 5 times from this scene

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When lotor betrays the team:

When your brothers a clone:

When your mom was gonna name you fucking yorak:

When the entire team plays Dungeons and Dragons without you:

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Season 6 has broken us all

Let me point out some more.

So a while back their was talk about how Keith’s room in the castle of lions was totally bare of any personality.

He didn’t feel like he belonged, and knew they would kick him out soon or later, so why decorate.

I was thinking about this when the Paladins were unloading the the castle.

The only thing Lance took was Kalteneckar.

All the other Paladins took something, Hunk took food,

Allura took a hologram of her Parents,

Keith took Clone Shiro,

and Pidge took nerd stuff.

So I looked at Lance’s room from the previous season.

He has nothing personal about him. He has the video game stuff, yes, but that seem like something for Pidge. An excuse for her to come over, so he isn’t alone. And probably a distraction from what is around him(like a galactic war), or a distraction from himself. Besides that his room is barren, not even posters from the Voltron Coalition. No souvenirs. No Voltron on Ice posters.

He is/has been going through what Keith went through, about not feeling at home there(obviously) and not planning to be there long.

I think if given the opportunity to leave(like Keith did) he would have.

He doesn’t want to be there, or have anything to do with the war.

Thats my Tedtalk

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Haggar: Who’s! That! Paladin!

Keith: IT’S SHIRO!

Haggar: It’s Kuron!

Keith: F U C K ! !

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Joe Jonas made a comeback

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i cant believe i made this joke and it didnt get recognition. im hilarious

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Lance, walkin in on Shiro: what the hell are you doin?

Shiro: I am doin my eyebrows

Lance: that’s a big ass mirror

Shiro: I have big ass eyebrows

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its cannon

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Monsters & Mana - Shiro Compilation

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i lov him

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Lance: is dyin or whatever

Allura:

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she said that

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shiro literally looks like my grandfather now. someone edit some reading glasses onto him

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“keith…. keith…… pull my finger”

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FUCK vld fandom MIGHT be fucking hilarious sometimes

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season 1 shiro: yea ive been through such traumatic stress from being a galra prisoner a small portion of my hair went white!

season 6 shiro:

you are like a baby, watch this

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(a small and unneeded analysis based on @klanced’s dog name post)

lawfuls: the ones that are naming the dog yorak. the name has substance and is a great fit but was ultimately chosen for you. you didn’t even move outside the box. bare minimum thinking with distinguished results. 4/10

neutrals: the ones that are picking cool dog names that have general tie to the plot (e.g. cosmo, comet, blade). you guys sat on it until coming up with a cute connection to the show while also keeping it snappy. deep thinking with more than functional results. 8/10

chaotics: y’all……….you guys. bitch really named the dog bong water huh. gerald. mr. bucket (@keiiths). just fucking naming the dog ‘dog’. and the worst part is I can’t even say that you guys aren’t thinking about it, because it takes skill to shitpost well. scattered thinking with disaster results. both exists as 1/10 and 10/10. schrödinger’s dog names

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bong water is my cannon