von-questenberg

we're digging for fire

[von-questenberg]

Also whoever designed this could possibly use a biology 101 refresher course, specifically on the differences between vertebrates and invertebrates.

[von-questenberg]

Long time no see y'all. We got a kitty !

[timemachineyeah]

I can’t wait for all the murder procedural episodes about Pokemon Go and I especially can’t wait for all the bizarre hilarious names they’ll have to come up with to avoid saying “Pokemon”

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[hackedmotionsensors]

Throw your magical Patriotic Tiara Steve!!

[silvipeppers]

Okay but have you ever stopped to think that Remus and Sirius lived in the eighties? That means terrible fashion and mullets

[starwarslolz]

Who Did This?!

[nickroblesart]

I live for this now. Nothing else.

[jumpingjacktrash]

heck

[justbadpuns]

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder

[sadlynotalex]

bucky: can you change the channel

sam: *turns the tv off*

[thecouchwitch]

I would rather watch 3 hours of Bucky kicking the back of Sam’s car seat than watch one second of Steve making out with his dead ex’s niece.

[von-questenberg]

There should be a word or something for, "I like kids in general and love my nieces and nephews in particular, I enjoy spending time with my niblings and taking care of them, but I have no plans or intentions of ever signing up to be a parent full-time."

[callistawolf]

It took me many, many years of having my life ruined by Shonda Rhimes to realize that the world won’t end if I stop watching a television show. Just because it once gave me sky high feelings doesn’t mean I have to pull out all the stops to try and prolong the emotional roller coaster ride. When you’ve fangirled for a few decades, you learn to cope with the reality that one day you will wake up, look at a photo of your favorite actress, and discover that the feeling is just…GONE. Or you’ll watch your ship sink and shrug your shoulders, knowing that two more random idiots will soon enter your life and reign supreme. For every ship there is a season. A time to weep, and a time to read every smut fan fic you can possibly find, and a time to move on. The 30-year-old fangirl gets this.

Why Fangirling Is Better In Your Thirties [x]

There wasn’t a word of this that I didn’t nod my head at. Leaving a show behind, quitting a ship, staying out of petty fights, shrugging off haters, picking the friends that matter… fandom is much sweeter the more perspective on life you possess. You realize that the fandom itself doesn’t really matter, but how it enhances your life does. So make your fandom life a happy place. Lord knows no one else will do it for you.

(via callistawolf)

[espressobuns]

Sam waking up Bucky for the infinity war.

[espressobuns]

no

[chaneladdict]

YES

[dietraumerei]

Sebastian my ass. Someone show this to Chris ‘named my dog after a Disney character’ Evans.

[phdna]

Just gather everybody in a room and show them this tbh

The whole world needs to watch it

[shanology]

This is my everything

[crazy-ideas]

Putin should declare a slightly larger marine sanctuary than Obama, sparking a environmentalist “arms race” that ends with a clean, unpolluted Earth.

[rudescience]

The Warm War.

[theyoungdoyley]

marvel magical girl AU, part 2 (part 1 here)

tony’s still a trainwreck. peter, don’t hang out with her. also bucky still [MCU CIVIL WAR SPOILERS] so tony’s not too happy with her. 

[ladyloveandjustice]

I would be into this movie 100 times more if it was a magical girl thing, let’s be real

[theyoungdoyley]

captain america magical girl AU - steve, sam, and bucky 

Really, REALLY self-indulgent. Was thinking “haha the whole stucky thing is kinda magical girl vs dark magical girl-” and then everything spiraled out of control. 

[fieldofclover]

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