perpetual

paul~she/her~aquarius

[biexboyfriend-deactivated202305]

i think anyone who says tht a bi man & a bi woman in a relationship r basically the same as a straight couple have never put any thought into how bisexuality challenges preconcieved dynamics and the gender roles usually assumed in m/f relationships.

[cardentist]

[scumfuckus]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[acoustic-accompaniment]

1) think about baseball stats 2)

think…

[klavierr]

My girlfriend during sex, bored to tears, eating lunch: its been 5 hours, you done yet? Aren’t you tired?

Me, too absorbed in baseball stats to hear her:

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[humorstar]

trying to be fashion

[overthinkinglotr]

Another little moment I’ve always loved in the LOTR films is when Aragorn and Boromir first meet, because it’s just so funny to me.

 Boromir’s like “Hello! What’s your name?”

Aragorn, not wanting to reveal his true identity as the King of Gondor, dodges the question by Vaguely and Mysteriously™ replying: “I am a friend to Gandalf the Grey.”

And Boromir just flatly responds “okay whatever Mr. Friend”

[overthinkinglotr]

Amazing take

[sonofarathorn]

op your mind

[homelesscorpsebehindatrain]

instead of asking if someone is gay, ask if they’re “a friend of Gandalf”

[homelesscorpsebehindatrain]

is he… y’know…

[studip]

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

[teenagerposts]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

[alice-serenity-deactivated20260]

[dickjoubu-deactivated20200906]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[catchymemes]

[harvestheart]

this is pretty cute  :)

[headspace-hotel]

This is so funny imagine meeting someone who looks just like you but you don’t speak the language so it’s just like the Spider-Man meme

[goonmonsoon]

[nymphaticc]

[doctorguilty]

mutuals meet me in the exhaustion funnel 

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

[shanamichelewrites-blog]

[tlbodine]

You are providing a vital life service when you do this and your magic ears are appreciated.

[floralls]

Cottage garden by  Georgianna Lane

[banderboucher]