Dear Readers,
This blog is transcripts of the canonical podcast: "The von Drake Diaries" that is run by May, April, and June von Drake.
Podcast Structure
Dear Diary: This is the rambling beginning of the podcast, where the girls talk about their own trials and tribulations. Their opinions about the general happenings around town.
Von Takes: Write ins from the audience (in the form of anonymous messages/tips). They will comment on these!
Outfit of the Diary (OOTD): Outfit reviews of prominent events such as Halloween and Prom...and whenever else we feel like doing it. (But mostly the ones where people dress up!)
Too Long; Didn't RSVP (TL;DR): Comments on event going ons (their opinions on IC events).
Interviews: The girls will have guests on! These can be interesting Swynlake figures, people who are currently or recently going through scandal, or whatever your heart desires for plot purposes! Sometimes, we will message people, but feel free to reach out to us too!
Instagrams: The girls will often comment on canon Instagram posts -- these are NOT posted on the Insta itself, but talked about on the podcast, however we will post the "transcript" under the Instagram. (NOTE: This will only be done for Instagrams posted on the dash itself, if you only post in the Discord, we won't comment.)
How Does It Work
The posts are "transcripts" or snippets of a podcast, so you can view them as clips that will be posted to social media (Twitter, TikTok, Instagram) that your character comes across, or they listened to the episode themselves!
Plot for your character to be interviewed by the girlies!
Post an Instagram on the dash for the girls to comment on!
Submit an anonymous message for a "von Take" (They will be posted with comments from the girls.)
Where Does the Tea Come From?
The girls will be commenting primarily on public events, what happens at those events, social media posts, and others. We will pull from event tl;drs, the event outfit channel, the rumor mill channel, etc. If you would like something specific mentioned, or use the podcast for a plot, drop any of us a line! You can also submit anonymous messages that will be read as "tips" on the podcast!
I Don't Want My Plot/Character/etc. Mentioned
No worries! Just drop one of the von Drake muns a note. :] This is supposed to be a fun way for characters to interact, we don't want to mess with anyone's plots.


















