Big Sigh @vorashlvan - Tumblr Blog

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

thelesbobaggins

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

ruesttt

Recent witch hat doodles....look at my witches man are we cooked

#wha

friendlynoodles

The Sillies, acrylic on claybord panel, 2022-2025.

auroradiation

doorknobswithdicks

"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the pulsating giant pit of meat under a church in Istanbul and it said you was a bitch

#tma

which-ocs

Of all your OCs, whose name are you proudest of?

#if ttrpg characters count #sid’s been the hardest to play but i made that man a wholeass person he is babygirl

sixtwothree

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

tiny-pebble

home-and-having-tea

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

quecksilvereyes

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

theropoda

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

captainlordauditor

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.

s2pdoktopus

It's your babies' first arson 🥹

merakiorder

amygdalae

It's funny having a very high tolerance for pain but a very low tolerance for other forms of discomfort. Like yea tattoos piercings cramps shots cuts bruises whatever thats nothing. But I better not get nauseous or hear a loud sound. Or I'll die