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if you're here to send me an ask about how you don't like the vampire bride theory, i don't care. save us both some time because i'll just delete it.

ameliarating

yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.

#:)

orpheusilver

(more horny than anyone has ever been before) i bet it feels good as hell to put your hands in someones abdominal cavity and feel their organs flinch away from your touch

hellothisisangle

meanbossart

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I found it impossible to do this without taking into consideration how culture and up-bringing would inevitably result in entirely different guys, which made this for a really interesting exercise! And of course, my little headcanon about how DU drow's race is nothing but a weird decoy remains, and very much applies to the all of these.

A quick overview of each weirdo:

Tiefling: Practically the same character except for having a slight soft spot for tieflings and a somewhat more negative opinion of elvish races. Eldritch Fighter.

Gnome: VASTLY different guy. A DU gnome would have never grown an ego as large as his canon counterpart does and probably be far more of a silent menace than any other version of himself. Thief Rogue.

Human: Very similar to canon but relies more on smarts and manipulation than brute strength. He can more reliably fool people into believing that he's a good and normal person. Full Blood Sorcerer.

Half-Orc: Very similar to his canon save for being a good deal more aesthetically and romantically insecure. Battlemaster Fighter.

Elf: Worse than canon. Results in a 100% evil durge run every time. Fucked Gortash. Full blood sorcerer.

Dwarf: Very similar to canon but a far more apparent chaotic-alignment. Way, WAY drunker and louder about his love for feet. Berserk Barbarian.

Dragonborn: Practically the same as canon except that every positive characteristic DU drow has is enhanced. This man looks at you and your pants fly off. Battlemaster Fighter.

I don't know enough about halflings to make much of an assessment here, and I just can't make Githyanki work. Sorry!

wizardissues

I do love minthara……she’s experienced immense trauma from being mind controlled to do evil things that she didn’t choose to do & as soon as she’s done being mind controlled she’s like THANK GOD. Now i can go back to doing evil things with PRACTICALITY, EFFICIENCY, and FREE WILL

mouthbrood

sex is when u find increasingly obscure ways to injure each other

#:)

infectiouspiss

the g spot is inside the stab wound

#:)

the-callisto-404

alexstrasza

gale and elminster

samaeloser

another of my personal favorite pieces done recently :3 i am sorry for this one

started as a quick figure study but idk when to stop

(originally posted to instagram on 8/12/25)

liarsblade

My hot take is still that I don't think he actually believes that getting excited will destabilize the orb and he was just straight up lying to you about that