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Favourite Colour(s): Neon Beige; Electric Red; A Nice Lilac

Favourite Animal(s): Loud Working-Class Seagulls; 3-Legged Dogs; the Noble Anteater

Occupation(s): Tulpamancer; Wisdom-King; Second-Hand Furniture Salesman

Cultural Influence(s): Women named Lucille; Hagakure; Big Trouble in Little China

Motto(s): “If you can’t get out of it, get into it!”; “This is genuinely fucking shit.”

Aesthetic(s): Whimsical Mysticism; Hope-Punk; Classic Kung-Fu Movies

Fatal Flaw(s): IBS

#Reblog with what you’re all about #this is a little bit about me #oddcore #seagull #tulpamancer #spiritual massive expansion #personality #I genuinely like to know these things about people #personal

indigosfindings

me normally: i like your outfit

me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit

vortigack

I need more specific directions to this fantastical ☠️😱🪲REALM🪲😱☠️ where my outfits will be admired by person and bug alike

#desire #longing #fashion #dimensional travel #spiritual massive expansion

electriceyespots

Job search is going really well

vortigack

Warrior-priests of the Dark Lord shocked to be on the job-hunt after their bozo-boss is overthrown because of his inhumane policies, treacherous viziers and goblin-slave based economy! Good luck in the rat-race!

#An evil paladin is a nidalap and I’m dying on that hill #dark Lord #warrior-priests #I’ve no sympathy at all.#imagine CHOOSING the side of evil #spiritual massive expansion

what-even-is-thiss

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

vortigack

How I LONG for the HEAT and HUMIDITY of the goddamn Summertime in this wretched and lightly inconvenient Winter cold!

PERSEPHONE IS IN HELL AND I WANT THEM TO TAKE ME WITH HER

#TAKE ME TO HADES #TO THE RIVERS OF MAGMA AND THE BRIGHT PALACE AT THE WORLD’S IRON CORE #GIMME SOME WARMTH #PERSEPHONE #YOUR MOTHER IS BRUTAL #HESTIA COME TO ME IN MY DREAMS AND IN MY HOME #hellenic deities #hellenic polytheism #spiritual massive expansion #longing #for warmth

babygh0u1

Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

vortigack

Waking up shaking and nauseated and covered in sweat at 4:27 ay-em

mORE PLease…

#spiritual massive expansion #nightmare dating #i think i hauve covid

dr-gaytorius

[hunched trembling in a dark corner with a knife] I can be normal about normal things and I can prove it

#HELL YEAH #Believe in yourself #you can be the most normal person in the universe #spiritual massive expansion

Born too late to be a Pre-Flood Warlock to the Courts of the First Kings of Bronze

Born too early to be a Post-Terra Cosmophage Mech Pilot prospecting The Belt past Mars

Born just in time to post on Tumblr dot com to an audience of about 0 - 1

#tumblr #humour #and let’s face it #this is the best option #I like it here #on the fucking #hellsite #but I miss the prevalence of #homestuck #spiritual massive expansion

contemptible-scoundrel

my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

#reach heaven through violence #YEAH BABY #you love to see it #humour #spiritual massive expansion

polari

alternative white boy with a japanese name how you vex me. your puritan ancestors were walking around named shit like kill-sin and posthumus and onesiphorus and dust. you could have named yourself hate-evil. there's record of a person named persecution by trial in 1619 i mean you look at these records they were having a blast. and you could have been the one to bring these names out of the shadows of obscurity but you didnt want it did you daisuke

vortigack

My Puritan-OC is named Hate-The-Sin-Loath-The-Sinner Goodfellow and you better believe they’re being burned for witchcraft

#OC #turn rude people into rude toads #ride around on brooms and cackle and breed bad-tempered cats #FUCK ‘EM #spiritual massive expansion #witch liberation #magic

cyberxbattalion

vortigack

Doing quests in Winter is waking up at 5AM so you can shave eat and put on your armour to get outta the house whilst it’s still dark to save the damsel at 6:30 and wondering ‘are they even worth saving’. Then you’ve only just made it across the Blasted Moors by nightfall looking like this and you just know they ain’t.

#First quest to embark on is SAVING YOURSELF FROM THE 9-TO-5 #spiritual massive expansion #winter blues #seasonal affective disorder

medievaljournalist

we smokin reality shards

#HELL YEAH BROTHER #SISTER #SIBLING #spiritual massive expansion #REALITY DISTORTION

I love my Queue. Love lining up my thoughts and turning them into digital dominoes that I can set up and then let them fall where they will.

I can have thoughts and then just continue having them for days afterwards.

#spiritual massive expansion #thinking beyond thinking #esoteric wisdom

blackpyrefly

really really awesome videos ar e being made on instagramb reals

motherfucker-unlimited

vortigack

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#I AFFIRM THE STRENGTH OF THE PIG #spiritual massive expansion #LIVESTOCK #MYSTICISM

heavenslittlemachine-deactivate

ive been developing this new sex technique called "Memories of Autumn" in which the giving partner lightly touches the tip of their middle finger to the receiving partner's penile frenulum or clitoris while imagining one branch of a felled white oak tree, buried under layers of volcanic ash, fossilizing undisturbed over the course of 14 million years. the giving partner embodies "silica binds to cellulose" and the receiving partner embodies "organic matter decomposes." if u do it right, it should trigger a mutual orgasm that enables both partners to locate themselves in the myriad intersecting wheels of the universe-body with perfect clarity for 1/3 of a second before collapse.