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people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
Or when people fucking scream when the movie theater goes dark or when the haunted mansion has the corpse hanging
this vine was the only thing i could think about throughout the entire movie
Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie
(Venom 2018, the trailer)
*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*
Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want
*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*
Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons
(Venom 2018, the movie)
Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth
Eddie:
Eddie: Parasite
Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now
Venom (2018)
Honestly my favorite part about Venom was the budding friendship/respect between Eddie and Venom. Some of my favorite things:
Venom calling Eddie a loser in the beginning and admitting that he is a loser on his own planet later.
Venom telling Eddie that he has changed his mind about Earth bc of Eddie.
Eddie asking for help when he knows he’s out of his depth in a situation??
“Mask” “Copy”
“Parasite???” “It’s a term of endearment!” “APOLOGIZE!!”
Venom respecting that Eddie has feelings for Anne!
On that note ^^ Venom literally has Eddie confront those feelings bc he knows Eddie might die!
Eddie taking into consideration what Venom wants to eat!
Eddie teaching Venom the difference between bad and good people!!
Their relationship becomes so healthy and considerate?? 10/10
I really relate to Eddie Brock
the Reasons™️:
• the only thing i ever saw him eat were tater tots and then vemon mentioned chocolate so he probably ate that too cause how would venom kno??
• he said shhh to a cat while being sneaky like it was really about to rat him out
• “you look like shit, eddie” “excuse me” “you look like shit” “well you look…..as beautiful as ever” that’s the most me thing ever
• screamed like a 7 year old girl and then passed out when he saw venoms eyes for the first time
• “oh, more friends” as he is engaged in a high speed chase and is the target of eviiiiiiil
• chatting up the homeless woman and just being nice & sweet even tho he looks scary and has resting bitch face
• was kidnapped and tied to a chair and is being interrogated, “where is he (the symbiote)” listen, i’ve had one of these things up my ass for a while” riot comes out and eddie squeals like a small child “he has one up his ass too!” the sass
Bonus things that made me love the movie even more:
• one of the most iconic things though was when the coppers showed up and pointed all their guns at him and eddie was like “you really shouldn’t do that” and one of the officers was like “masks on” and the rest were like “copy” and then eddie was like “mask on” and venom was like “copy” that was amazing
• eddie being a sweetheart the Whole Ass Movie really this boy is just has the biggest heart
• venom’s “i am venom and you are mine”
• venom: jump (cut to eddie taking the elevator) venom: pussy
• venom being SO insulted when someone calls him a parasite
• “how’d you do that?!” “apparently i have a parasite” “PARASITE” *flings him into the wall dramatically*
• eddie calls venom a parasite again “a paRASITE?!” “its a term of endearment” “APOLOGIZE” “no” “apologize” “no” “apologize” “alright, i’m sorry”
• “on my planet, i was a loser, like you brock.” venom hoNEY YOU CANT JUST DRAG EDDIE LIKE THAT
• “bullshit, what changed your mind?” “you did” akdjdicj i literally made a heart with my hands and my mom started shaking her head
• venom being a bro with how eddie feels about anne the entire movie was really cute
Bonus + my mom after the movie:
me: did you like the movie?
mom: it felt like a love story
me, nodding with a tear in my eye: yes, it really did, didn’t it
eddie brock: POUND IT VENOM POUND IT NOW LETS GO GET SOME TATER TOTS
What are you doing?
Annie: hey, Venom?
Venom, after being separated from Eddie for like 10 mins: Eddie used to call me that :(
Annie: yeah because it’s your fuckin name
ok so i’m still thinking about venom but HEAR ME OUT: eddie brock is so emotionally open in a way that i am so unused to seeing superhero/villains being, especially the dudes. his feelings! are right there! he says them! he admits when he’s sad! when he’s scared! when he’s lonely! and it makes this campy, violent little film into something that’s all about heart? his heart? his heart poisoning a poor alien with feelings? a poor alien that just came down for a snack?
*eddie fighting Carlton*
venom watching from the sewer:
fellas is it gay to be an alien from space and find a man you can bond w perfectly on a biological level and stay on earth to be with him and give up on your species’ whole world domination thing because, idk he’s reaaaaal cute guys omg
movie!symbiote: you might think they’re a chad top but they said it themselves - they were a loser back home and therefore they most likely SUCK at sex, just terrible, they barely know what to do and if they do they just do it for themselves
comics!symbiote: now this is a symbiote that definitely used to be a chad but after entering the first genuine long term relationship of their life, they’ve abandoned their thot ways and now they live to take care of their partner in lawful service top ways
A person becomes 10 times attractive not by their looks but by their acts of kindness, love, respect, honesty and loyalty they show.
“Tears are words that need to be written.”
— Paulo Coelho
T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit.
Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/
Lmao he ended up going home