A Korean Horse Fucked Me Up

Lil' EJ ✿ INTP ✿ Current Rubbish Bin

[ualmart-deactivated20160511]

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

[lapirin]

Playing attack with friends like–

(aka I sometimes experience a glitch where my teammates’ weapons don’t load. I also have access to photoshop and too much time on my hands.)

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for those soda machines with the touch screens and all the flavors

[twitterlols]

this is beyond incredible

[summertae]

all i need is an 18 second video of hobi being a fucking adorable sunshine and i have extended 5 years of my life, cleared all my acne and my college funds have been fulfilled

[foxysmoulder]

but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures 

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies. 

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

[spunkyy]

No. Actually. Why do you need this? You don’t. Getting your period means you are starting to mature, which means you need to drive them AWAY from needless things like that. Also, you all bitch enough as it is about paying for these things, imagine how much more money companies will charge for those things? Or, maybe EDUCATE them, so they will already feel comfortable about it. Jesus fucking christ. 

Tell that to ten-year-old me, who still hadn’t had the period talk yet in school. I was crying and freaking out because I thought I was dying. Then my mother comes up to me and says with a smile “You’re becoming a woman!” I didn’t want to grow up yet. I was ten. Fucking ten and was told to start to grow up. My mom wanted me to get away from silly little kids things because I’m fucking bleeding out my goddamn vagina.

Also some people are children at heart and like to be silly and having a dinosaur-patterned maxi-pad would be pretty fuckin’ hilarious and I’m sure there’d be a huge market for that.

Not all people with vaginas are stoic and serious and want the same frilly, swirly boring-ass pads and tampons.

[tafffypulller]

Plus if you’ve been having a miserable day and say you bought the character variety pack of pads. Sitting in the bathroom stall wanting to stab everyone and you open up some baby dinosaur pads. You’ve got dinosaurs in your underwear. No ones gonna ruin your day now.

[legolokiismighty]

U by Kotex has these, Tween pads. Sparkly box, cute designs on the pad and wrapper. There are even “period facts and myths” in each box, and the inner wrapper has instructions for how to use a pad properly. What’s more is they are smaller than standard pads. (I use these pads because I’m a petite person). Best part? Everywhere I buy them, one box of pads is less than $5. 

[saltwaffle]

^^^^^^^ THESE ARE THE BEST BTW. VERY SOFT AND FUN AND COLORFUL. DID YOU KNOW THAT EVEN SEEING PRETTY COLORS CAN LIFT YOUR MOOD? I DIDN’T. NOW I DO.

BUT REALLY THESE ARE THE BEST OK

BECAUSE WHEN MY TEN-YEAR-OLD SISTER GOT HER PERIOD SHE WAS SUPER SCARED BUT I GAVE HER MY PACK AND SHE’S LIKE THIS LOOKS KINDA COOL AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE’S SO AWESOME AND COOL BECAUSE SHE WEARS COLORFUL PADS WITH SHOOTING STARS AND HEARTS ON THEM AND SHE’S SO CONFIDENT IT’S SO AWESOME

SO YOU TRY TELLING ME THAT SEEING A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL DEPRESSED AND ASHAMED OF A NATURAL BODY FUNCTION IS PREFERABLE TO SEEING HER SHOWING OFF HER UFO AND SHOOTING STAR-PATTERNED PADS TO HER BFFS

YOU WOULDN’T GIVE A FOUR-YEAR-OLD BOY A BORING BEIGE BAND-AID NO YOU’D GO OUT AND BUY THE HECK OUTTA THOSE SPONGEBOB AND TOY STORY SHITS BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM HAPPY DON’T MAKE YOUR GIRLS GROW OUT OF THINGS THAT MAKE THEM HAPPY BEFORE THEY’VE EVEN LEFT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

[she-wolveslord]

Ok but U by Kotex has got all of our backs. This brand dose great and empowering things for all women and even girls :)

[des-is-scum]

Why are people with vaginas expected to be grown ass adults at 10 but people with dicks aren’t expected to act like adults until their 20’s??

[o0katiekins0o]

I got my first period when I was 12 years old on fucking CHRISTMAS DAY!!!

Seriously, fuck anyone who tells young menstruating girls it’s time to “grow up”. That scared as fuck 12 year old girl deserved a nice Christmas.

[seananmcguire]

Nine years old.  Thanksgiving.

I needed dinosaurs.

[notanyonessidekick]

Seconding that U by Kotex has our backs

[vivelareine]

—Marie Antoinette (2006)

[zorascreation]

 Just so everyone is clear, the handsome Black man tutoring Marie Antoinette is Joseph Boulogne, classical musician extraordinaire whose work influenced Mozart’s. This has been your Western music history tidbit of the day. Adieu! 

[medievalpoc]

*just leaves this here*

Chevalier Joseph Boulogne de Saint-Georges

[homojabi]

Something that really pisses me off is how it’s 100% okay for straight couples to talk about sex and ask for sex advice and how all movies have a straight sex scene and all magazines give sex tips for straight people or talk about a straight person’s sex scandal but as soon as a gay person even barely mentions having sex last night, or even holds hands with their partner or kisses their cheek then suddenly we are being “inappropriate for children” or “shoving our gayness in people’s faces” and people react with such disgust to barely finding out that gay people can have sex too because that’s not something they want to have to think about unless they seek it out themselves (in the case of porn or fanfiction). Like the only time we aren’t being unrealistically desexualized is when we are being grossly hypersexualized. People think we’re disgusting deviants and even religious people are obsessed with our “sodomy” until we actually want to talk about it, in which case they act like straight people’s sex lives aren’t in all of our faces 24/7 and like we are asking far too much to want to actually see ourselves in sex ed classes or a goddamn lube commercial or some shit lmao.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“how’s your semester going?”

[pantherblack]

Our lord and savior, Margot Robbie.

[frightvale]

[babyanimalgifs]

[strangebeastie]

Im reblogging this tiny cat saying wow again because it is perfect and pure

[greelin]

nice try hurting my feelings but little did you know i haven't had feelings since 1998

[rhubabby]

[the90swerentreal]

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

[vaporwavesimulator]

why crush 40 is better than twenty one pilots

[tfwsonic06]

vaporwavesimulator:

crush 40: made like eight songs that were in sonic games

twenty one pilots: hasnt made any songs that were in sonic games

[askbladethezoroark]

Ok but some people don’t like sonic and they might be die hard DC comics fans and 21 pilots heathens is in the upcoming Suicide Squad SOOOOO to them crush 40 sucks and 21 pilots is much better

[vaporwavesimulator]

suicide squad will never be as good as any sonic game because it has a 21 pilots song in it

[ckhesst]

DRAC=DRAGON

[museconfused]

exeggcute aren’t eggs

they’re seeds

[tasty-salamanders]

Exeggcute being seeds was never a secret, it is right in their Pokédex entries.

“Often mistaken for eggs. When disturbed, they quickly gather and attack in swarms.” - Pokémon Red and Blue

“A Pokémon that is like the seeds of a plant. If you find one and chase it, others will join it without you noticing.” - Pokémon Stadium