Vote Jirt

Gnome named Jirt Live near the gnomtomium

[voteforjirt]

I was visiting my newly turned ice gnome cousin (Hawaii, witch) on Europa when some soldiers dug their trench right into the living room causing a giant shard of ice to destroy the TV

Will be filing a complaint with the Europa Trench Regulatory Agency

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[imwiremother]

me every day

[berrytart]

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[boxheadpaint]

3 year old vs 5 month old

[boxheadpaint]

3 year old vs 5 month old

[dovv]

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

[cute-catts]

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

I want everyone to guess what he's talking about

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[geminid]

hoshido side

nohr is here

[voteforjirt]

I’m at the club rn but where’s the yaoi

[voteforjirt]

Going to the gnemery today

[voteforjirt]

Bought some gnemes

[voteforjirt]

Going to the gnemery today

[voteforjirt]

Jesus fuck the hole caved in I’m just trying to have a gnormal day

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You cook 12 meals and you’re not a chef, you cast 5 spells and you’re not a mage, you paint 3 pictures and you’re not an artist, but I blow up one mountain (populated by kobolds) and suddenly I’m a terrorist??? Double standards.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

First: none of those premises are true. You enjoy some guy's 12th meal, you don't say "compliments to the not-yet-chef". You hire someone who's cast four spells and they cast a fifth for you, you're not hiring a "mage-to-be". You buy a painting from someone whose only painted three, you're not buying from an "artistn't"

Second: One mountain, fine. Blowing up the planet would also be blowing up "one planet". How many kobolds and/or kobold dwellings were located in this mountain?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

If someone only casts 5 spells they aren’t a mage. You gotta cast at least ten.

By 12 meals, I mean 12 total. Ever. This includes toast.

Same with paintings. 3. Total. One of which is probably finger painting.

[dream-gate]

My chemical gnomance