♡

[mochintokki]

Jikook moments that Bangtan could’ve played off as nothing but instead just made it worse:

1. Nj:*translates jm* Oh he said he wants to be a police officer

   Jk: Arrest me

   Bangtan: 

   Bangtan:

   Bangtan: ….ok

2. Jm: *points to his cheek* Jungkook-ah, kiss!

   Jk:

   Bangtan:

   Big Hit: …*crops the damn vid so that it skips the next few seconds*

3. V: What’s jimin gonna give jungkook (for his birthday)?

   Jm:

   Jk:

   Nj:

   Bangtan:

4. Jk: When i came here (to Japan) with jimin…

    Hobi: *tries to cut him off* wow so interesting, here’s your present

   Jk: *laughs*

   Jk: *continues anyway* the most memorable part of our trip was that we should’ve woken up early but this *points thumb at jimin’s general direction* hyung was busy playing with his phone till morning so we woke up late *giggles like it’s the funniest thing* *looks around expectantly*

  Jm: c:

   Jin: …ohhh *looks at namjoon, unimpressed*

   Nj: …ohhh *Big Sigh*

5. Jikook: *filming gcf saipan alone at the beach*

   Nj: what are those two doing???

   Nj: *records them*

   Nj: *posts it on twitter, captioned “what are you doing”*

   Jk: *replies by posting a vid of him giggling while editing a silly clip of jimin playing in the water with John K’s Best of Me playing in the bg*

   Nj: (probably regrets it lmao)

6. Jikook: *anytime they mention tokyo trip*

   Nj:

   Hobi:

Bangtan:

7. Jk: the thing i like most about jm is… His shamelessness?

   Bangtan: ohh

   Jm: shamelessness? I’m not shameless tho?

   Jk: you’re being shameless now

   Jm: so that’s why you like me more now?

   Jk: ……….

   Jk: … *nods*

   Jk: ……. *Changes subject* He treats me well

   Bangtan: suddenly??

8. Jm: we’re the same! You are me, i am you~

   Jk: *giggly*

   Nj: *resigned to his third-wheeling fate*

9. Jk: Destiny?

   Jm: i told you, you are me, i am you

   Bangtan:

10. Jk: *teases jm*

   Jm: *gets shy and hits jk in retaliation*

   Jin, third-wheeling: why wont you hit me too? Dont treat me differently! Hit me too!

11. Jk: *reads his fortune cookie to jm* Jimin-ah,-

    Jm: *giggles*

    Jk: its okay if you’re not no. 1- where are you going??

    Jin: I’M LEAVING

12. Jikook: *wearing matching clothes*

    Nj:

13. Jm: *gives jk his ring since he isnt wearing one*

    Jk: *shows it off* do you know what this ring means? Noone else can touch it. It’s special/precious.

    Bangtan: *panics* *flustered* *chaos*

14. Jikook: *all giggles and smiles while playing the palm pushing game*

    Nj:

Jin:

[mochintokki]

15. Jk: *chooses black panther as the first animal he would feed as a zoo keeper, for a psych test*

Interviewer: *reveals it means the most important thing to Jk is his partner*

Jk: ahh life partner

Jm: ahhh JK~~ *grabs his arm, high-5’s him loudly*

Jk:

Jin: *doesnt miss a single beat, loudly exclaims* BTS~~~

Jm: *beaming, playing along* ARMY~

Tae: *giggles, probably thinks its hilarious*

The rest of Bangtan:

[mochintokki]

16. Jikook: retelling the story of their dramatic fight and making-up

Bangtan: *cringes* *screeches* *starts singing drama OSTs*

[jikookfirstloveandlast]

I love this❤🤣🤣🤣

[humanuser0613]

BTS: Happy birthday Jimin! OH! Jimin’s Dad is here! I see him!!!

JK: *hides*

Yoongi: *points and laughs at JK*

JK: I’ll be your boyfriend in the future

JM: *THROWS THE NAPKIN!*

BTS: *SQUEALS AND LAUGHS AROUND JIKOOK*

Jimin: I want to date Jungkook!

BTS: *tired AF looks of annoyance before pushing Jimin away from the camera*

Jimin: *throwing a Pokemon ball around*

1) hits Jhope and collects it normally

2) Yoongi blocks it

3) Kisses Jungkook’s neck/his own hand after catching jungkook

4) Jin *Pikachu face*

Jin: 100 million subscribers and Jimin will run around naked

Jungkook: WTF 😡

Jimin: 😂

BTS: *👀 Jungkook and Jimin 👀*

Me:

[jikooklove9795]

I think I’ve already made my stance quite clear with everything that has come up lately, but let me say it once again. I don’t believe there was ever a point in Jikook’s relationship where they broke up, dated other people, or slept around before somehow finding their way back to each other. So, this whole Daeun rumor doesn’t faze me in the slightest or make me question what it means for Jikook.

Like I’ve mentioned before, Jimin was simply acquainted with her—whether as a friend, a neighbor, or just someone he knew casually. Nothing more, nothing deeper.

As for the elevator video she posted, that's from 2020. I don't know how many of you are aware of this, but Jungkook rented a unit in the 91 complex that same year after the Itaewon club incident. And let’s not forget—2020 was also the year Jikook made it more than obvious through their actions that they were living together.

From the footage available, there were 12 different times in 2020 where Jikook were seen sharing a car ride together — just the two of them. And that’s not even counting the other moments we know of: arriving together at the BTS Pop-Up showcase and leaving together, heading to badminton practice for Run BTS 129 and Jungkook waiting for Jimin after Run BTS 126 so they could head home together.

It was also in 2020 when Hoseok suggested that everyone should send their work ideas to Jimin since he was the one in charge. Jungkook’s response to this was to immediately turn to Jimin and say, “So I just need to tell them to you, right?” Like… why bother texting or emailing when you’re literally living together?

They also arrived late together for their radio interview and, unsurprisingly, left in the same car. On Jin’s birthday, when Jin called them during his live, we found out they were together at the time too.

2020 was also the year Jungkook arrived to rehearsals with a hickey from Jimin. The same year they spent Jungkook’s birthday night together. The same year Jungkook mentioned that he regularly changes his alarm ringtone — and Jimin casually revealed what Jungkook’s current one was (a baby’s cry) while the rest of the members had no clue. That was also the interview where Jimin said that what he enjoys most these days is waking up and seeing Jungkook. Put those two details together, and it’s not hard to see what was really going on: they were living together and sharing a bed.

And then there’s the Life Goes On MV, directed by Jungkook himself. He chose to show both of them sharing a room. Later, he explained that he wanted the MV to feel authentic — which says everything we need to know.

Coming back to the whole Daeun situation — it’s possible she somehow slipped into Jimin and Jungkook’s friend circle at the time while Jimin was living there with Jungkook. And given her history, it’s not hard to figure out what really happened. She was a friend who took advantage of that friendship, twisting and manipulating circumstances to make it look like there was something more going on. Not to forget she tried to create self dating rumors with Jungkook too.

Just look at the videos she released of Jimin — every single one was cropped with no context of what was happening in the background or who else might have been there. The narrative she pushed relied entirely on what she chose to show, not on the full picture.

And if she had even the slightest clue about what was really going on with Jikook, then it’s not hard to imagine how she could use that knowledge to dangle over their heads. Which honestly explains a lot about how this entire situation spiraled into what we’re seeing now.

Now, back to Jikook — I’ve always said I believe they began dating in 2015. And looking at everything since then, it’s clear they’ve only grown closer with time. Over these ten years, there’s never been a sign of breakups, distance, or falling apart. Instead, what we’ve seen is a relationship that has steadily deepened, navigating every challenge together and coming out stronger each time. They're two people who have built a life together, steady and certain in each other.

Everything about their relationship points to monogamy. There’s loyalty, trust, and mutual respect — the very things that have given their bond such a solid foundation. And on top of that, there’s love. Not just love, but an intense, consuming kind of love.

Both of them show signs of deep emotional and physical attachment — call it codependency or whatever word fits better — and we saw it clearly in 2023, which eventually led to them enlisting together. So no, don’t tell me they broke up, that Jimin went off and dated or hooked up with someone else and then somehow circled back to Jungkook. This is not fanfic for them to have gone through all that while they remained practically attached at the hip in 2020. And we are talking about Jimin here, the person who said that he would love only one person for the rest of his life. And the moment he fell for Jungkook, it was clear he had already found that person. Show him some respect. Show them some respect. Send your love and support to him especially during these times.

So my thoughts on Jikook moving forward will stay the same as they’ve always been. Nothing about what I’ve seen or believed has changed, and nothing will. If you disagree or feel differently then this blog is not for you. Do yourself a favor and scroll away, because if you choose to stick around just to argue, you will be blocked.

[shiplessoceans]

Moments in House MD that made me absolutely feral as an O.G fan that watched it as it aired back in the naughties, shipping House/Wilson hardcore and not realising I was queer:

1. Wilson loudly reciting a poem to House as he enters the hospital lobby which contains the line: "His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, everything about him leaves me raw.'

2. The look on Wilson's face when a random clinic patient gives House advice about his date with Cameron.

"Do her....or you're gay."

*cue Wilson looking to the side like...wait a minute...*

3. House: "They were not Prada! you wouldn't know Prada if it stepped on your scrotum."

4. Wilson: "House I believe you're a romantic, you didn't just believe him, you believed IN him! Wanna come over tonight, watch old movies and cry?"

5. House (yelling across a crowded lobby to Wilson): "How long can you go without sex?"

6. The look on Wilson's face when he gets a masseuse for House (!) and she massages his hand, causing him to begin moaning orgasmically.

7. Stacey: "What are you hiding?"

House: "I'm gay... Oh that's not what you meant! But it does explain a lot thought. No girlfriend, always with Wilson..."

8. House watching Wilson sleep on the couch in his apartment, then quietly erasing a voicemail from a real estate agent saying Wilson's apartment application for a new place went through.

9. Wilson, explaining his infidelity during his previous marriage, to Cameron when she's feeling awful because she considered cheating on her husband while he was dying:

"Well my wife wasn't dying, she wasn't even sick. But I met someone who made me feel...funny. Good. And I... didn't wanna let that feeling go."

The lack of pronoun haunts me to this day.

10. Gay male patient harassing House and questioning why he won't treat him:

Patient: "Because you're a closet case?" (Eyeing House and Wilson who have just emerged from House's apartment)

Wilson: "Uh...we're not...together..."

House: "He is so self-loathing."

11. House nearly kills himself to attempt to prove there is no afterlife, Wilson waits over his bedside and then calls him an idiot and orders him extra pain medication. House's response is:

"I love you."

12. House: "Big romantic weekend in the Poconos could change everything."

13. Wilson refusing to participate in a board vote to oust House from the hospital and consequently losing him job for House. Wilson's furious with him over being put in that position but forgives House easily.

14. Wilson (speaking to House about dating a woman eerily similar to House): "Why not? Why not date you? It's perfect! We've known each other for years, we put up with all kinds of crap from each other and we keep coming back. We're a couple!"

House: "Are we still speaking metaphorically?"

15. (Less than a minute later when House keeps trying to convince Wilson he and Amber are a bad idea).

Wilson: "Wait a minute, every time I agree with you, you come up with a new argument. What are you trying to avoid?"

House: *Stares at Wilson with the most meaningful eye contact to ever eye contact*

Wilson: "Oh! Well if you'd looked at me with those flashing eyes before I was involved (clicks tongue)."

16. To Wilson's new girlfriend in a threatening, 'stay away from my man' voice:

House: "Give him back his sweatshirt... Pit stains don't become you."

17. House: "This isn't just about the sex! You like her personality! You like that she's conniving. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves..."

*tense pause*

House: "Oh my god. You're sleeping with me."

*flees restaurant*

18. House: "I have really gotta get you laid. If I have to plough that furrow myself, so be it."

19. Wilson: "I have a headache."

House: "We don't have to have sex, sometimes it's nice just to cuddle and talk."

20. (To a bellboy at a hotel House is staying at, while gesturing to Wilson)

House: "After he and I have sex, I'm gonna slit his throat and disembowel him in the bathtub."

21. House going to interview all of Wilson's ex wives to figure out how best to break him and Cuddy up when they aren't even dating. The look on his face when Bonnie explains how good at sex Wilson is? Priceless.

22. House: "Probably my deep and very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

22. House: "If you're coming back because you're attracted to the shine of my neediness. I'd be fine with that."

23. House borrowing money off Wilson in increasing amounts to test the limits of their friendship. He later admits to Wilson that: "Maybe I don't want to push this til it breaks".

24. House being convinced the male CIA agent who approaches him in season 4 is a stripper and sitting on a bench saying:

House: "You wanna close that door?"

CIA agent: "Why?"

House: "Well I assume you're gonna drop trou at some point during the dance, I don't see why I should share."

25. Wilson: "I want a threesome"

House: "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

26. All of that episode where House is talking to Dr Nolan and says Wilson is not a consolation prize. Legit became convinced halfway through that this was going to be House realising he's in love with Wilson and wants to keep living with him.

27. House hiring a P.I. to stalk Wilson after they've had a falling out to see if he misses him. The P.I. clocks this immediately and treats the case like that of a scorned lover needing to know if the other party is pining and if theres anything that can make him come back.

28. Wilson proposing to House in a restaurant to throw a wrench in his plans to date their neighbour.

29. Wilson got mad that Cuddy hurt House. So he bought her dream apartment out from under her in sheer spite and moved into said apartment with House.

30. Wilson being indecisive and unable to buy furniture for himself because of a flimsy sense of self and an inability to figure out who he is and what he wants. House teases him about this and challenges him to buy one peice of furniture that says something about who Wilson is.

The peice of furniture Wilson buys?

A piano organ for House.

31. House: "You were thinking about Wilson while were were having sex? That's cool so was I."

32. Wilson: "If things go wrong, I just want you to know..."

House: "If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for me? Everyone just kind of assumed it."

33. Cameron: "Where do you put the cane?"

House: (referring to Wilson) "If he buys me dinner he can find out."

34. That gay as fuck ending, fuck I'll never be over it.

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[not-mary-sue]

Four episodes into the new Good Omens (no spoilers please) and the bullet catcher makes Aziraphale's season 1 suggestion of doing magic at Warlock's party so much funnier in hindsight.

Azipharle: I'll do my magic routine.

Crowley: *silently screaming remembering the time he nearly shot his husband on stage* Please don't.

[dahlia-molinas]

the demons in hell must be having a riot there's all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you're like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they've been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven's supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this

[mizgnomer]

Trouble in the 1800's - Good Omens

The next time we see them together Crowley asks for holy water. What did they do to the poor dear?

[alivedean]

crowley + text posts bonus:

[willgrahamscock]

"No! It wouldn't be funny at all."

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Michael Sheen: I got to do it one more time with him [David] thinking we were doing another take but it was just so I could hold up score cards at the end and go, "SEVEEEEEEN!". (x)

(Bloopers, deleted and extended scenes dropped on Prime! :) (you have to go to the episode and then to the 'Bonus Content' Wahoo! :D ❤)

[rylandsgrace]

Crowley according to Muriel

[artyphex]

I do think people are forgetting, sometimes willingly, that Aziraphale is JUST as heartbroken over the rejection as Crowley

They did not walk out of there with Crowley destroyed and Aziraphale bummed but getting over it once he was in the elevator. Aziraphale went to Crowley all giddy and excited because he really thought this was finally it, this was finally their chance to be happy, and he sees it as Crowley taking that chance and stomping on it. H wasn’t lying when he said he needed Crowley, he DOES, and now he thinks Crowley chose his hate for heaven over his love for him just as Crowley thinks Aziraphale chose his devotion to god over his devotion to him

It wasn’t as simple as “Aziraphale rejected Crowley” they both think the other rejected them it was essentially the messiest mutual break up you’ve ever seen

They’re both completely heartbroken and do not see the part they played in their own heartbreak. Both thinking THE OTHER caused it. It’s such a mess. It’s SUCH a mess I cannot STAND these two

[eddiegayass]

He's just an Angel... I know.

Good Omens (2019-)

[deadbutnostink]

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

[saranyan]

I'm like 20 years late for this trend but here I am

[murasaki-cha]

Achilles, pointing: May I sit there?

Patroclus: That's my lap

Achilles: That doesn't answer my question, Patroclus.