@ vox .

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[voxtekvox]

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◜　 ॱ𓏽　“Rome wasn’t built in a day.”　 　₎₎

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◠ ◠　 MOD is a MINOR!

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̮ ᛝ. Sexual / Suggestive asks are fine, but please do not make them a main focus. ̮ ᛝ. No heavily violent asks. I will delete the ask and pretend as if it was never there. ̮ ᛝ. No venting in the askbox! ̮ ᛝ. Spamming the same ask over and over will not boost your chances of a reply. ̮ ᛝ. I have the right to not respond to any ask. ̮ ᛝ. With all of these in mind, have fun! I’ll do my best to reply to every ask I get.

̮ ᛝ. Note: I am newer to Tumblr, so I’m constantly playing around with my tags so I don’t flood the ones I’m using.

̮ ᛝ. Note: The beliefs that Vox have are not my own. Muse ≠ Mun

̮ ᛝ. Note: His audience, AKA you guys, are called Remoras! Like the fish!

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[voxtekvox]

Can you tell shok.wav i love him? :3

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> “I wouldn’t mind doing this, actually! My baby deserves all the love it can get.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

If only I was a pet shark

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> “Yeah, if only.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

how are you this fine night?

-E

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> “Doing alright. I decided to spend my downtime replying to these, so I’m sure my mood’ll either decrease or increase in the next hour.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

Hey cox what if I like REALLY want to touch your screen... It's just so shiny... And bright... 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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> “Hands off or you’ll be trespassed just like the rest of them.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

Mr. Vox Sir, my guy, my dude, Elon Musk’s protogen-sona, Mr Racist CEO-Incarnate. i have one simple question for you: you really don’t strike me as someone who’s ever had friends as a kid. or loving parents. you okay? also i lied, here’s another question: what you think of lemon sharks? and also hagfish, simply because i think hagfish are pretty interesting.

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> “I’m choosing to ignore the first question. Negaprion brevirostris are alright—they look interesting, and their yellow tint is nice. I’ve never considered Myxini.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

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> “The boss is BACK, baby! Better and stronger than ever! No need to come and say how much you’ve all missed me, I already know.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

𒅌

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> “Interesting—looks similar to Shok.wav.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

opinions on kitties? mreow 😼

..also i wanna be the kitty anon 😽

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> “They’re alright? Nothing special. The ocean is far more interesting.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

… Ok. Magnet time.

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> “Okay, no magnets. Um—security?”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

licks screen

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He says this with a highly exhausted tone, pulling out a handkerchief from one of his pockets.

> “Fourth one this week. Security?”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

if i die will my physical pain stop when i go to hell? or will it get worse?

-🐥

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> “It depends. I know some sinners who had chronic pain in their first life, and it carried into their second; some others have none at all in their second life.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

Shok.Wav wouldn't love you if it weren't for how he was programmed

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> “Your parents wouldn’t love you either if they weren’t obliged to—you clearly don’t know anything about love. Shok.wav would love me regardless, as he was not programmed to favor me. It took plenty of time for my beautiful baby to warm up.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

come give your wife a hug ☺️❤️❤️ cmon vince

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> “I’m unsure who ‘Vince’ is—perhaps your true husband—but I’ll pass on the hug. I prefer to not touch my parasocial fans.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

*shines your shoes*

*kisses them a little*

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Vox appeared to be mildly appreciative of the gesture—until the kiss happened. He didn’t know whether or not to be flattered or disgusted, ending up with choosing the latter. Nudging his foot out so the sharp end of his shoe was digging into your chin momentarily, he glares down. Just enough to show that he disliked the action and to grab attention, not to draw blood.

> “Quit that. Shine the spot that you just ruined again.”

He plants his foot firmly down, now analyzing your every move.

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

vox can i take u out on a date if its to an aquarium and i buy u shark gummies

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> “No. I can’t be bribed.”

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[voxtekvox]

Error Log » Tank food set to null.

Query » Dindins???

Complaint Log » BYTE byte byte byte? (っ´ཀ`)>

sent from » @shkwav

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> “Oh, how could I forget about you, my little Shok.wav?! I’ll fill up your tank right away, just—just give daddy a moment, okay? Need to finish up these files…”

Vox speaks to the shark nicer than he would any sinner or hellborn, carrying a babying tone.

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ

[shkwav]

» Shok.Wav swam back and forth, excitedly in front of the glass. Yes, yes! This was what Shok.Wav wanted all along, his social_need spiked eagerly... and then... Daddy just needed to finish up these files... «

Mood Output » BYTE BYTEBYTEBYTE

» Now Shok.Wav threw himself against the glass, a loud, office-shaking protestation. Backed up, and pushed his eye against the glass, glaring Daddy down. «

[voxtekvox]

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Vox, who was sitting at his desk, could feel his office chair nearly jump in the air from the sheer force of the creature. He instinctively grabbed onto the side of the table for support, eyes widened into round circles out of shock.

> “Okay, okay!”

He exclaims in his direction, his head rotating back while his body kept the same alert pose.

> “I’ll tend to it now . . . Shok.wav, no. Off the glass. Don’t make me revoke your daily treat,”

He pointed his clawed index finger at him as he scolds. His head returns to its default state and he finally lets go of the table, adjusting his bowtie and standing up. As much as he wanted to finish the paperwork in this very moment, he enjoyed having a physical, not shattered border between him and the shark. Oh, how he was thankful for that glass.

　⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ