that tv shark lives in my head and doesn't pay rent so, my revenge is mpreg headcanons
PREGNANT!VOX HEADCANONS
- craves those Horrendous "salads" from the 50s, yknow the gloopy kind with whipped cream and pineapple and nuts and mayonnaise. yeah. bless whatever poor soul has to put them together
- water therapy with his therapy dog, shok.wav
- on that note, tells shok.wav they're going to be a big sibling. if he had less shame, they'd be popping the gender reveal balloon
- speaking of shaaaaammmee, he is packed full of it. does his damnest to hide from everyone but the other Vees and a handful of assistants. not only is it a glowing red target on his back but, he'd gave to admit he (gasp) bottomed
- i do think he'd get touchy the farther along he is, though. and i don't think he'd even realize it. like he won't let val touch his belly, but he'll hold his hand or rub his shoulder when he walks past him
- i think it'd be neat if morning sickness manifested in weird glitching - like jumps in volume, broken pixels
- insane baby (babies?), they are Fighting in his womb. like true shark spawn
- biiiiiiiiitchy bitchy bitchy, but the sour has some sweetness. again, probably does cling to the few he's close to
- i can't decide if he'd do everything to hide from Alastor or rub it in his face because it's something He can do, that al Can't
- the babe has favorite songs, favorite commercial jingles, musical bits they're always active during
- yall think the milk makes ur mouth tingle WHAT
- i feel like he'd still try and top as long as he could and then some. a hand on the bed and the other stabilizing his belly
okay fine ill go ahead and say it: the appeal of murdermedia to me is not them both wanting to kill each other, it's them both wanting to be killed by the other. is this anything
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