PROPHET PHARAOH

all pronouns. all at once. multi fandom!! evil lesbian. Very evil

[vremus]

making this clear now: if you support israel and follow me i want you to rot. Free Palestine and fuck you if you disagree

[leydraw]

He only did that the whole movie XD

[vremus]

why am i seeing epic the musical fans saying that it had a prominent hand in the success of the odyssey film? Are we insane? You think your shitty musical is why the Odyssey had an over 200 million dollar opening weekend? and not because its a summer blockbuster directed by Christopher Nolan with a cast full of academy award winners/nominees?

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[typebeanie]

Not gonna lie guys, a cryptic sixteen-second teaser trailer for the Mistborn movie would go so hard

[nooneinnportant]

Farewell. I’ll tell Mare about you. She always wanted a daughter.

... I can't. I just CAN NOT DO THIS SHIT RN!!!

When I tell you, I actually cried for like half an hour when i first read this. And I thought I was over it, but then I read secret history, and I...

The worst part is that Kelsier never got to tell her bc well bc he's the actual worst. Fuck you man! Fuck you!!! How dare you do this to me!

[vremus]

the next time i see one of you wimpy bitches complaining about rap i will summon a wayward spirit to Kill You

[nooneinnportant]

✨️SHAKADOLIN✨️

[anemonemily]

mistborn is great bc its like. what if jesus from the bible was actually a con artist and was trying to kill god. he still has jesus powers but theyre physics-based. the disciples are also con artists with magic powers. one disciple is a scrappy orphan with a coming of age plot

[vremus]

when others barbecue with their wife its fine, but when I, Dalinar Kholin

[vremus]

locking the fuck in for art fight

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[arach-tinilith]

day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!

day 600: ive been pondering the elfs miscarriage

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[vremus]

And thats when it hit Kaladin. Oh fuck. Oooh fuck watch Kaladin thats a bus. Kaladin. Kaladin thats a bus. BUS!!!! KALADIN THERES A BUS!!!!

[cosmerestuffgoeshere]

That's when it hit Elhokar. Dalinar's fist.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Kaladin Stormblessed should be able to fly. His wings are too small to get his tall muscular body off the ground. Kaladin Stormblessed, of course, flies anyway. Because Honor is dead and Kaladin Stormblessed will see what he can do.