well damn

hi my name is sparsh, I'm 21, and I'm a slut for soulmate AUs amongst other things

[favoritelatina]

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

[hoganmary26]

Wаnnа liск Norene pussy?

[neyhaz]

[favoritelatina]

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

[hoganmary26]

Wаnnа liск Norene pussy?

[neyhaz]

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

[kakyoiin]

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[theweirdwideweb]

[callingallcars]

[tlirsgender]

I think it'd be pretty funny if the next time an adult tells me I'm being Rude And Disrespectful™ I just went "ya it's because I don't respect you" and watch the gates of hell open before me

[tlirsgender]

Telling a boomer they're not automatically entitled to my respect just to feel something

[bobhoskins]

when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

[sidras-tak]

here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

[ditto]

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe

[actual-mothman]

op change ur fucking url

[officialunitedstates]

i DO NOT CONSENT to daylight savings

[mioxenoblade]

Unfollow me right now if you don’t think:

Digimon are digital monsters

Digimon are the champions

Digimon change into digital champions to save the digital world

[intomark]

resonance pt.1

[baekonbaek]

nct u // from home lyrics

[boynextdoors]

cause I'm not alone, you're my warming home ♡