hic sunt dracones

selkie, 26, 🏳️‍🌈, as seen in people magazine. [ click 4 about ]

[ditto]

hi i'm selkie - 26 - queer idk - american (midwest) - i don't have pronouns because i'm a verb, but any work - vet student; shelter med girlie. do not ask the vriska icon for veterinary advice. on the internet i am just some guy. plz tag nudity if we're mutuals no DNFI bc i don't care that much. i'll hardblock if you're a TERF or whatever term weird exclusionists are using nowadays. i'll probably softblock if you're a porn/kink blog bc they feel weird in my notes i'd prefer it if you softblock if you're breaking a mutual header created by 8pxl!

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[discflame]

my live reaction to this moment

[ditto]

someone either needs to take my place as the YA novel protagonist or take me out back and fucking shoot me

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[flameraven]

He’s right.

[ditto]

unwanted child to 26 y/o in a YA love triangle is. certainly something

[versacethotty]

in the most biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. fame hooker, prostitute, wench vomits her mind.

[highladyluck]

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[xn3city]

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[uesp]

Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

[calebwittebane]

any day now folks

[calebwittebane]

this could be big

[babushkaat]

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[gemstone-gynoid]

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

[jeanritchie]

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

[jeanritchie]

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

[local-eldritch-abomination]

[threeacresandacrow]