a vulcan never lies

hello my name is aly and I've seen all the star treks This is a side blog, my main username is kundus

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

[glumshoe]

whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

[amicablegiantess-deactivated201]

“ my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad “ wait what

[glumshoe]

same energy

[glumshoe]

Hi my name is Doctor Noonien Soong and I had short toussled brown hair (just like I gave my androids) which has become ancient white fuzz that reaches my upper back and warm blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot people tell me I look like Brent Spiner (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to criminal geneticist Arik Soong but I sort of wish I wasn’t because he was kind of problematic. I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs.

[glumshoe]

the most valid Star Trek ship is actually Riker/Riker 

he’s always looking out for number one

[glumshoe]

does your brain ever just punch itself in the gray matter with the sudden force of an unexpected association 

[cat-boy-tits]

Oh no

[thewronglong]

[glumshoe]

I AM. TROUBLED.

[glumshoe]

the most valid Star Trek ship is actually Riker/Riker 

he’s always looking out for number one

[necrofuturism]

“why did janeway become an admiral after voyager omg that’s so boring”

consider: she needed a stable career to support her borg wife 

[nerdyfacts]

Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.

(Source.)

[queertillyarchive]

a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

[doeofdevotion]

starttrek.com: we love all of the star trek series equally

starttrek.com: the original series, the next generation, d-deep spock lime

starttrek.com: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

starttrek.com: vanilla, envelope

[bearynice-archive-deactivated20]

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

[snally]

[zookeeperrick]

New Baby Tapir video is up on YouTube!

CLICK—> https://youtu.be/USt9qhYk9Zs

[did-you-know]

Star Trek’s DeForest Kelley wanted to be a doctor in real life, but he couldn’t afford medical school. Later on, some of his proudest moments as an actor were the number of people who told him his portrayal of Dr. McCoy inspired them to become doctors. “You can win awards and that sort of thing, but to influence the youth of the country … is an award that is not handed out by the industry.” Source Source 2

[tardiscrash]

No one ever wants to show the captain anything nice.

[davidlynch]

[bad-startrek-aus]

TNG au where Riker has Guy Fieri's hair and beard combo

[spacelizardtrashboys]

Ah yes, the hell dimension, which is where I believe I’m going after this

[spockvarietyhour]

We’re gonna shove flavortown straight down their throats!

[prokopetz]

My favourite things about the “are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?” meme are that a. it’s not an “incorrect quotes” gag - that’s actually what Brent Spiner is saying in that shot; and b. he’s talking to Wil Wheaton.

[meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit]

I don’t remember this, so please, tell me where I can learn more.

[prokopetz]

The Next Generation, season one, episode thirteen.

[the-trans-morrigan]

God I love Brent Spiner

[prokopetz]

Looking back on the early episodes, it’s striking how much of the humour relies on finding excuses for Brent Spiner to say something wildly incongruous with a perfectly straight face. I know it’s weird to praise an actor for lack of affect, but Spiner’s impenetrable poker face carries whole scenes.

[haredjarris]

obviously it’s completely tragic that sam kirk died and jim was too late to save him but i snorted so hard when they rolled him over and it was just william shatner wearing a fake moustache

[flerkenindisguise]

Was he literally the only person you could find to play a dead blonde man? You legit did not have to do that but it’s funnier that you did.

[nihilisticmarshmallow-blog]

Their budget was $12 and a single bag of instant coffee, bless them