[important-cat-pics]

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[huebris808]

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

[huebris808]

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

[littlescratches]

Thank you for these tags @asimovsideburns

I nearly died laughing while reading them and then again while reading them out loud to the spouse.

Please, someone choose water!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’d like to point out that last year it wasn’t a liquid and I still ate it so if no one else adds water I’d still eat the final product

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh yeah just so everyone knows the lavender is a concentrated syrup, it’s very sweet but yeah it’s in syrup form cause that’s what I have on hand

[mysteryteacup]

Guys. Please. We're at less than 30% liquid. This is a tea flavoured snack bar. Please.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Don’t listen to them, if water is anywhere near winning this is gonna be way too easy, I want a gelatinous glitter blob to chew on

[depsidase]

[dysfunctionalcryptid]

Plover chick. You agree?

[c0ttonberries]

I agree so much

[creatures-in-posts]

Creature. You agree?

creature?

I agree so much

I agree not so much

Voting ended onApr 6

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology creature post

[theweirdwideweb]

[sourcreammachine]

hi

1 quastion

hi i can’t fucking see

[targetedknowledge]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[important-cat-pics]

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

human diplomat: [laughs at joke]

vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[fuckeverythingbecomeapirate]

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

[911official-deactivated20200526]

that’s cool as fuck though

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dry land octopus that's fluffy like a kitty cat

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OMG you're so right