My Life is a Punchline.

Brittany 27 I’m an exercise in too-much-ness and the eternal teenage dirtbag.

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

you walk into a room in an abandoned house and you see him

[distinguishedbaloney]

[astarhot]

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[weirdlandtv]

[cryptid-sighting]

this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something

[whitepeopletwitter]

[charliedayquotes]

I specialize in bird law.

[plants4]

Went to bird school, which is for birds

[slimetony]

[sickfuture]

[gneerly]

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

[lakevida]

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[lakevida]

god finally a reasonable request

[vulgoreee]

Hello yes still alive, just blonde

[sorrywasntlistenin-blog]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

[fourofthem]

#karma is real and god always protects the good

[millennialfirebird]

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

[caterpie]

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

[newtonpermetersquare]

It can be both