Give me your hand and we'll jump out the window.

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[justpickupthatpen]

this what reposting an artist’s art is like.

[anxietyproblem]

[sexhaver]

if you vote for the wrong senile rapist then they might appoint the wrong unelected God-Judge for Life, destroying the last 70 years of social progress. criticizing any part of this process means you hate democracy and want trump to win and also are probably a russian spy

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

Im all for this.

[threads-now-now]

“they’re just friends, not EVERYTHING has to be so lesbian ugh” what planet do you live on where everything is lesbian. what is its name. where is it. what is its address. what are the directions. how do i go there

[yvesolade]

“Sometimes I really believe it, that I am going to save my life a little.”

— Mary Oliver, from section 4 of “The Return,” What Do We Know: Poems and Prose Poems (Da Capo Press, 2002)

[zarathustra-would-be-proud]

[liberalsarecool]

Only 30 million more jobs to go to break even.

[blacktwitterfunny]

[mezalea]

so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.

both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.

do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed. 

[hollypunkers]

He didn’t even get the throne on his own, Ursa masterminded the entire coup for him

[mezalea]

the tags say no lies

[roach-works]

ozai fought two thirteen year olds as a grown man. the first one surrendered. the second one did not surrender and went on to absolutely kick his ass. 

[brawltogethernow]

These are the bits of fridge logic that warm the heart.

[feministism]

now imagine if you got shot for not complying to wear a mask.

[sparrf-blog]

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

[theclassykindoftrasy]

……….I have an idea.

[geoclaire]

don’t we all

[whitepeopletwitter]

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here

[bled]

[charlesoberonn]

“Money can’t buy happiness!”

Me:

[kaijuno]

I hate how when someone starts their period for the first time adults are always like “You’re all grown up now!!!!! You’re a real woman now!!!!!!!!” Like hi bitch that is an 11 year old child. Their bedtime is 9pm and their favorite tv show is spongebob